1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:30,872 Five! 4 00:02:31,795 --> 00:02:33,287 Five! 5 00:02:34,037 --> 00:02:35,427 Five! 6 00:02:35,918 --> 00:02:38,982 - Greetings, sire. - May you be happy. 7 00:02:39,007 --> 00:02:41,749 Please take a look at my grandson's horoscope and predict his future. 8 00:02:41,989 --> 00:02:43,084 Certainly. 9 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:45,410 Let me see your forehead. 10 00:02:48,165 --> 00:02:51,285 The lines on his forehead make it so obvious... 11 00:02:51,445 --> 00:02:56,485 ...that the fury of Jupiter, the Sun, Mars and Saturn will rule his life. 12 00:02:56,845 --> 00:03:01,493 They will dominate his life totally! Should he be provoked by someone... 13 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:03,196 ...this boy will certainly not spare him. 14 00:03:05,062 --> 00:03:07,342 What should we name him? 15 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:10,835 - Sameer. A gust of cool breeze. - Sameer? 16 00:03:10,914 --> 00:03:14,136 By nature, he's hot-headed. The name will keep him calm. 17 00:03:15,370 --> 00:03:18,912 Come to me, come... 18 00:03:18,989 --> 00:03:20,069 Sameer. 19 00:03:21,706 --> 00:03:26,162 Guess what? Don't ever make the mistake of getting him married. 20 00:03:29,245 --> 00:03:30,925 There you are! He has kicked me! 21 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:36,056 As he grows up, he'll use his fists and kicks more than his mouth! 22 00:04:01,721 --> 00:04:03,085 I'm not sparing you! 23 00:04:09,412 --> 00:04:13,444 - Leave me. - I'm not sparing you! Never! 24 00:04:14,616 --> 00:04:16,336 Sameer. Move Sameer. Move. 25 00:04:16,392 --> 00:04:18,392 What are you doing, Sameer? Leave him. Sameer! 26 00:04:18,576 --> 00:04:20,376 Sameer. I said... 27 00:04:21,318 --> 00:04:24,678 No Sameer. No. Oh my God! 28 00:04:24,757 --> 00:04:28,757 - Sameer! Let him go! Leave him alone! - How dare you, Sameer. 29 00:04:29,116 --> 00:04:29,796 Sorry, sir. 30 00:04:29,844 --> 00:04:31,884 - I am very very sorry. Please, sir. - Okay. 31 00:04:31,909 --> 00:04:33,215 C'mon, Sameer! Come with me! 32 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:37,076 Sameer, why did you raise your hand at the Principal? 33 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,191 When I lose my temper... 34 00:04:39,296 --> 00:04:41,976 ...it feels as if a hundred guitars are playing in my brains! 35 00:04:42,108 --> 00:04:43,613 Cool down, Sameer. Cool down. 36 00:04:43,971 --> 00:04:46,535 Now tell me something. Why did you hit Chintu? 37 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,814 I was angry because he abused you! 38 00:04:49,944 --> 00:04:53,384 Sameer, my mother says, anger is love's worst enemy. 39 00:04:53,601 --> 00:04:56,555 One who can't control his temper, can't control anything in his lifetime. 40 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:59,649 Now stop being angry and smile. Smile! 41 00:04:59,929 --> 00:05:04,132 So you won't smile? I'll set your mood right in a moment. 42 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:06,859 - The insolent! - Go topless. 43 00:05:06,905 --> 00:05:09,839 - Those with iron pajamas... - Have an ape for an Uncle! 44 00:05:09,864 --> 00:05:13,262 - Whose aunts are cats... - Have dogs for friends! 45 00:05:13,287 --> 00:05:15,975 - When it comes to the pickle... - They hug, buddy! 46 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,149 This is too much. This is too much. 47 00:05:19,426 --> 00:05:22,026 Sameer gets into a fight with someone or the other every day... 48 00:05:22,273 --> 00:05:24,713 ...and today, he raised his hands on me! The Principal! 49 00:05:25,146 --> 00:05:30,266 So much of anger is not good, Ma'am. It's Arun who always calms him down. 50 00:05:30,467 --> 00:05:33,994 He was born with the temper. How will I explain? 51 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:39,830 Ever since his parents have died, his temper is getting worse and worse 52 00:05:39,921 --> 00:05:41,201 I understand, ma'am. 53 00:05:41,265 --> 00:05:43,449 And that is why I'm not throwing him out of the school. 54 00:05:43,615 --> 00:05:44,695 But I'm really worried. 55 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:47,202 If this is how Sameer Malhotra's childhood is... 56 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,026 ...how is his adolescence going to be? 57 00:06:02,465 --> 00:06:03,480 Sameer, stop it! 58 00:06:27,945 --> 00:06:28,882 Sameer. 59 00:06:46,178 --> 00:06:47,139 Sameer, no. 60 00:06:59,607 --> 00:07:01,847 So these three fractures and the 35 stitches... 61 00:07:02,079 --> 00:07:04,864 - ...is it all your doing? - Yes, sir. I've thrashed them. 62 00:07:05,624 --> 00:07:08,053 But you must ask them why I hit them. 63 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,960 Hey, come on. 64 00:07:13,082 --> 00:07:14,793 - Hey. Come on. - Stop it. 65 00:07:15,374 --> 00:07:17,693 Help! No! 66 00:07:17,975 --> 00:07:19,522 Come on. 67 00:07:19,775 --> 00:07:20,775 Stop it! 68 00:07:26,602 --> 00:07:27,682 Stop it! 69 00:07:28,936 --> 00:07:30,856 There's this girl Sameer wants to marry... 70 00:07:31,069 --> 00:07:33,495 ...and these guys were treating her like a ball in the basket! 71 00:07:34,073 --> 00:07:37,580 In 1998, you beat up a professor in the college? 72 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,781 He didn't have any time to teach the boys. 73 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,640 But he used to call the girls home all alone and gave them tuitions. 74 00:07:43,983 --> 00:07:46,843 He had evil on his mind. So I gave it to him! 75 00:07:47,585 --> 00:07:48,505 What wrong did I do? 76 00:07:48,690 --> 00:07:52,571 In the year 2000, you rescued a man who was drowning... 77 00:07:52,791 --> 00:07:55,291 - ...and gave him a beating? - I was the one who saved him too! 78 00:07:55,492 --> 00:07:58,979 There was a board which said in bold letters, Swimming is forbidden. 79 00:07:59,491 --> 00:08:00,491 Danger zone. 80 00:08:00,516 --> 00:08:04,356 Why did he go there? I gave it to him... what wrong did I do? 81 00:08:05,014 --> 00:08:07,054 Look, we have received eight complaints... 82 00:08:07,079 --> 00:08:08,718 ...against you in the last five years. 83 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:09,940 You might get more. 84 00:08:10,484 --> 00:08:13,153 Listen, this is my last warning to you. 85 00:08:13,474 --> 00:08:16,557 If I receive another complaint, you're going straight to jail! 86 00:08:16,698 --> 00:08:17,898 Rupees 3000/- Fine. 87 00:08:19,913 --> 00:08:20,793 You kiss the bride. 88 00:08:22,478 --> 00:08:24,781 Roma? You've got married? 89 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:28,770 - Sameer, please. Today's my wedding day. - What? 90 00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:31,411 Don't be angry today. Please don't hit someone. 91 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:32,307 Please, Sameer. 92 00:08:32,332 --> 00:08:33,572 - I'll... - No, wait here. 93 00:08:35,177 --> 00:08:37,257 There's no saying when he might hit someone. 94 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:41,400 You think I'll hit you? Why? How can I hit you? 95 00:08:41,866 --> 00:08:42,799 I... 96 00:08:44,412 --> 00:08:45,812 And I thought you... 97 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:49,247 - Did you think I'd marry you? - Yes. 98 00:08:49,358 --> 00:08:51,660 - Have you ever told me that you love me? - No. 99 00:08:51,943 --> 00:08:52,677 Then. 100 00:08:53,897 --> 00:08:58,469 And look at him. He's so sweet, so gentle... 101 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:02,130 ...he loves me so much. And you... 102 00:09:03,967 --> 00:09:07,647 Now listen to me. No girl can ever fall in love with you. 103 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,176 - She can only be afraid of you. - Why? 104 00:09:10,448 --> 00:09:13,808 You have such a temper, even I'm afraid of you. 105 00:09:14,951 --> 00:09:18,925 Remember how you thrashed those boys at the basketball court, Sameer? 106 00:09:19,069 --> 00:09:21,549 But they had made a mistake. They had to be punished. 107 00:09:21,619 --> 00:09:25,179 Every human being makes a mistake. What if I had made a mistake? 108 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,566 You'd have hit me too, isn't it? Isn't it true? 109 00:09:27,946 --> 00:09:28,604 Let's go. 110 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:51,427 Sameer, are you really going away? 111 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:53,129 Yes, grandma 112 00:09:53,737 --> 00:09:56,817 I've got the job of a lifeguard in Goa. It's a nice job. 113 00:09:57,862 --> 00:09:59,662 Besides, I get into a lot of fights here, grandma. 114 00:09:59,885 --> 00:10:03,983 If I go to a new place and meet new people, I might not get into fights. 115 00:10:05,056 --> 00:10:08,696 My son, think again before you go. 116 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:11,409 The reason behind the fights is your temper. 117 00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:15,623 Your temper will go with you wherever you go. 118 00:10:15,830 --> 00:10:19,950 Yes, brother. If you leave, I'll be worried about you all the time. 119 00:10:20,127 --> 00:10:21,927 You're the one I'll worry about. 120 00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:25,338 I've got to get you educated and married 121 00:10:25,874 --> 00:10:27,714 I've got to have an operation conducted on grandma's eyes... 122 00:10:27,914 --> 00:10:29,794 ...and send her to grandpa in heaven at the earliest. 123 00:10:31,791 --> 00:10:34,791 I'm not going away in a hurry. He'll have to wait! 124 00:10:35,142 --> 00:10:38,622 But before you leave, you'll have to promise me... 125 00:10:38,759 --> 00:10:42,958 ...that you won't get into fights and brawls with anyone. 126 00:10:43,454 --> 00:10:44,921 Is that clear, my son? 127 00:10:46,661 --> 00:10:50,221 Grandma, I swear it on your head 128 00:10:51,236 --> 00:10:54,216 I'll never lose my temper again. 129 00:11:19,017 --> 00:11:20,588 One, two... 130 00:11:21,939 --> 00:11:25,113 Is that your luggage, mister? Also this bag? 131 00:11:25,828 --> 00:11:30,108 Four? Four bags? That four bags is your? 132 00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:31,181 Yes. 133 00:11:31,921 --> 00:11:35,125 Which is THE bag? 134 00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:42,774 I mean, the bag in which you're carrying the cash and Valuables? 135 00:11:43,023 --> 00:11:47,169 Terrible times, you see. You could easily be robbed. 136 00:11:48,111 --> 00:11:50,619 Robberies are commonplace in trains nowadays. 137 00:11:50,858 --> 00:11:53,353 Difficult to tell the bonafide passenger from the thief! 138 00:11:53,673 --> 00:11:56,193 - Go to sleep. I'll stay awake. - I'm not sleepy. 139 00:11:57,524 --> 00:12:00,986 Mister, this period between 3 and 5 in the morning... 140 00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:05,625 ...is meant to be spent in slumber. However strong a man is... 141 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,626 ...he does drift into it at least once. 142 00:12:07,966 --> 00:12:11,766 - I want to see when you go to sleep. - I told you, I'm not sleepy. 143 00:12:12,453 --> 00:12:16,253 All right. Actually, I love my forty winks 144 00:12:16,531 --> 00:12:17,851 I'm going to sleep. 145 00:12:36,259 --> 00:12:39,487 Yes, grandma, I've reached safely. Okay... 146 00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:42,012 - Thank you, mister. - What for? 147 00:12:42,299 --> 00:12:43,915 For looking after my luggage 148 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:49,260 I'll explain. I have a weakness. I can't stay awake in the night. 149 00:12:49,372 --> 00:12:52,892 And I can't sleep in the train, for fear of losing my luggage... 150 00:12:53,236 --> 00:12:54,756 ...and that is why, I pulled off the fast one. 151 00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:57,180 So that I could go to sleep and you'd look after my luggage. 152 00:12:57,474 --> 00:13:00,464 Nice idea, eh? Know what? You're a great guy. 153 00:13:00,657 --> 00:13:02,687 I think I must travel with you on my way back too. 154 00:13:02,743 --> 00:13:06,023 Here's my card. Phone me on this number, I'll find you at the station. 155 00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:06,832 Bye-bye. 156 00:13:07,905 --> 00:13:09,145 Help me, grandma! 157 00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:13,996 "Sing in the praise of Govind! Gopal." 158 00:13:14,091 --> 00:13:18,219 Lord, protect my grandson wherever he is. 159 00:13:28,714 --> 00:13:30,674 "Don't go away, become a part of me." 160 00:13:30,824 --> 00:13:32,826 - "You've become a part. - I'm intoxicated." 161 00:13:33,106 --> 00:13:35,466 "The time is right, my heart is crazy too." 162 00:13:35,652 --> 00:13:37,772 "Let's have fun in our lives." 163 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:41,332 "That's the way I like it." 164 00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:46,405 "That's the way I like it." 165 00:13:47,809 --> 00:13:50,965 Strength, might". 166 00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:55,670 "Who has the guts to fight us." 167 00:13:57,917 --> 00:13:59,144 Good morning, sir. 168 00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:01,424 - Sir this is Lyod. - Hi. I'm Sameer. 169 00:14:01,658 --> 00:14:02,807 - I'll help you with your bag. - Thank you. 170 00:14:02,848 --> 00:14:06,248 "It's time to live, live in gusto." 171 00:14:07,283 --> 00:14:11,963 "Sing in the praise of Govind! Gopal." 172 00:14:12,282 --> 00:14:16,038 Lord, help Sameer find his love. 173 00:14:16,836 --> 00:14:20,076 "Beloved..." 174 00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:26,200 "Beloved..." 175 00:14:26,225 --> 00:14:31,096 "Hail Lord Rama... Hail Lord Krishna." 176 00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:35,937 - "Hail Lord Rama... Hail Lord Krishna." - Hi! Reena. 177 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,612 "Come along beloved." 178 00:14:40,302 --> 00:14:41,942 "Come along beloved." 179 00:14:42,412 --> 00:14:45,492 "Come Dance." 180 00:14:47,824 --> 00:14:49,024 "Come Dance." 181 00:14:50,477 --> 00:14:52,077 "I like it." 182 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,734 "Come dance and sing." 183 00:15:02,091 --> 00:15:03,689 Hey, babes. 184 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,730 - Move. - Hey. 185 00:15:19,223 --> 00:15:21,029 -Lord! -Hey... 186 00:15:28,114 --> 00:15:31,836 - You? - Yes. I'm Raj. He's Paul. 187 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,167 Our misfortune, we're brothers. Twins 188 00:15:34,528 --> 00:15:37,343 I'm an astrologer, predicts people's future from their birth charts... 189 00:15:37,368 --> 00:15:39,244 ...and he ruins their future! 190 00:15:40,575 --> 00:15:43,390 - What does your brother do? - He belongs to the Eagle gang... 191 00:15:43,415 --> 00:15:46,510 Very dangerous people. Never cross their path. 192 00:15:46,535 --> 00:15:49,277 - Never. - You appear to be a stranger in town. 193 00:15:49,302 --> 00:15:51,442 - Whom are you Visiting? - Mr Duggal. 194 00:15:51,879 --> 00:15:53,918 - Mr Duggal! - Yes, he has a Vacant room. 195 00:15:53,943 --> 00:15:55,703 Not just a room, his brains are empty too. 196 00:15:55,973 --> 00:15:57,504 He used to be a police inspector in Goa... 197 00:15:57,529 --> 00:15:59,582 ...and has blood clotted in his head ever since... 198 00:15:59,607 --> 00:16:01,237 ...a thief struck him with a stick. 199 00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:04,395 Wherever the clot stands, that part becomes useless. 200 00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:06,945 He plays deaf, dumb and blind. 201 00:16:07,141 --> 00:16:08,800 Let's see what he's playing today. 202 00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:10,898 He's playing blind today. 203 00:16:12,622 --> 00:16:14,780 - I don't believe this! - You will, Very soon. 204 00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:22,887 That's Mr Duggal! 205 00:16:24,582 --> 00:16:27,215 - But he's looking at me. - No, you're looking at him. 206 00:16:27,264 --> 00:16:28,473 Let me show you. Wait. 207 00:16:34,168 --> 00:16:37,448 Rascals! You hit me because I'm blind today? 208 00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:42,581 When I start seeing again, none of you will be seen around here again! 209 00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:45,588 Do you believe it now? Wait a moment. 210 00:16:47,059 --> 00:16:50,139 I'm glad you're here. I haven't had any tea. 211 00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:52,430 Give me half a liter of milk. 212 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,620 Is the milk over, Bansi? 213 00:16:55,716 --> 00:16:58,036 I'm not Bansi. I'm Sameer. 214 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,959 I'm sorry, I thought you were the milkman. 215 00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:03,330 When did the headlights go off? 216 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,680 How does that concern you? You're not a doctor, are you? 217 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,399 - Give me the milk. - But I'm not a milkman... 218 00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:12,391 - I'm Raj, the astrologer! - The astrologer! 219 00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:15,385 - Such a big mouth! - It's not my mouth. It's a bag. 220 00:17:16,544 --> 00:17:19,424 - And here is your mouth! - Let me be, please! 221 00:17:19,449 --> 00:17:21,836 - What brings you here? - I'm the one who came here 222 00:17:22,378 --> 00:17:23,891 I've landed a job at the beach resort. 223 00:17:24,106 --> 00:17:25,567 - Okay. - Mr Sharma has had a word with you. 224 00:17:25,592 --> 00:17:28,639 For the room, isn't it? Come, I'll take you to your room 225 00:17:29,276 --> 00:17:30,563 I'll show you to your room. 226 00:17:32,589 --> 00:17:36,589 Go upstairs from here. Your room is right ahead. Go on. 227 00:17:36,841 --> 00:17:40,561 - There's no room there! - No? 228 00:17:41,106 --> 00:17:44,906 But I saw it last night. Did it disappear overnight? 229 00:17:45,075 --> 00:17:47,755 - Hello. - You're showing him the wrong place. 230 00:17:48,028 --> 00:17:51,034 - The room is over there! - Where? 231 00:17:51,394 --> 00:17:54,434 - Here! Come with me. - You're throwing me out? 232 00:17:55,106 --> 00:17:56,411 We're actually going in! 233 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,505 I'll check out the room later. Let's talk about the rent first. 234 00:18:00,691 --> 00:18:03,856 - I can pay you 2500 at the most. - I'll collect at least 5000 rupees! 235 00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:05,614 It's okay if you agree. Or you may leave... 236 00:18:05,715 --> 00:18:08,824 - Hey! It's me! - Why do you keep butting in? 237 00:18:08,849 --> 00:18:13,870 Give him half the room for 2500. Find another tenant for the other half. 238 00:18:13,911 --> 00:18:17,191 - Is Bansi staying with you too? - But I'm not Bansi! 239 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,256 Don't be angry. Give me half a liter of milk. 240 00:18:19,281 --> 00:18:21,884 But I'm not the milkman! I'm Raj... the astrologer! 241 00:18:22,074 --> 00:18:25,084 So what are you doing here? Go and look up people's horoscopes. 242 00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:27,352 Show Sameer the room. Come, Sameer... 243 00:18:27,437 --> 00:18:28,637 It's me! 244 00:18:28,785 --> 00:18:31,305 - Where's Sameer? - Here I am, sir. 245 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:32,577 C'mon. 246 00:18:45,604 --> 00:18:47,365 'FOR MY GRANDMA'S EYESIGHT' 247 00:18:47,983 --> 00:18:50,173 'FOR MY SISTER'S EDUCATION' 248 00:18:50,954 --> 00:18:52,629 'FOR MY SISTER'S MARRIAGE' 249 00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:56,191 Lord, it's Your responsibility to have an operation... 250 00:18:56,216 --> 00:18:58,176 ...conducted on grandma's eyes. 251 00:18:58,549 --> 00:19:01,782 My sister's education and her marriage is also Your responsibility. 252 00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:04,691 Fill up the coffers at the earliest, please. 253 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:09,385 And okay, it's my responsibility to make offerings to You at the temple. 254 00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:10,512 'FOR GOD' 255 00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:36,810 "O beautiful one... Come to me." 256 00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:40,759 "I want to love." 257 00:19:41,065 --> 00:19:45,345 "O beautiful one... Come to me." 258 00:19:45,505 --> 00:19:48,625 "O beautiful one... Come to me." 259 00:19:48,745 --> 00:19:52,624 "O beautiful one... Come to me." 260 00:19:55,364 --> 00:19:56,644 What are you doing? 261 00:19:57,003 --> 00:19:57,965 Oh God! 262 00:19:58,716 --> 00:20:03,157 Has Mr Duggal asked you to come and go through the balcony, brother? 263 00:20:03,182 --> 00:20:05,502 - No. - Not your mistake, though. 264 00:20:05,643 --> 00:20:08,883 Whoever stays in that house, does take a fall in his lifetime. 265 00:20:08,995 --> 00:20:11,155 - It's because of the sight ahead. - You're right. 266 00:20:11,436 --> 00:20:15,196 And I wish you keep doing this to me every day 267 00:20:15,307 --> 00:20:18,347 I feel so nice today! 268 00:20:24,362 --> 00:20:28,167 You? Already here to pick me up? I told you to call up and come. 269 00:20:28,870 --> 00:20:32,098 No, I can't go with you so early. Okay, do something. 270 00:20:32,288 --> 00:20:34,827 Look around Goa for a couple of days, then we'll leave together. 271 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,908 - Good morning. - Good morning. 272 00:20:37,114 --> 00:20:38,074 Good morning. 273 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:41,978 - Who is he? - Our new manager. 274 00:20:42,053 --> 00:20:43,453 New manager? Oh no. 275 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,609 He'll kill me! 276 00:20:49,698 --> 00:20:51,778 - Hi. - Hi. How are you? I am Sameer. 277 00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:53,354 - I am Raj. - How's going? 278 00:20:53,379 --> 00:20:55,136 You sent for me, sir? 279 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,467 - Are you Suraj? - No. 280 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,766 - Suraj Prakash. - Time for you to set, Suraj 281 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,589 You won't ever rise in the morning again. 282 00:21:04,225 --> 00:21:07,065 In your 14 years of service, you were never in the night shift. 283 00:21:08,089 --> 00:21:10,113 From now on you will work in the night for a month. 284 00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:12,955 - Sir, I'll die. - Two months. 285 00:21:13,547 --> 00:21:15,783 - I'll be ruined, sir. - Three months. 286 00:21:17,268 --> 00:21:18,868 - And listen... - Yes sir? 287 00:21:19,431 --> 00:21:21,593 Sleep is man's worst weakness. 288 00:21:21,961 --> 00:21:25,171 And the time between 3 and 5 is the most Vulnerable one. 289 00:21:25,711 --> 00:21:29,216 If I see your shoulders droop at that time, you are off the roster. 290 00:21:29,376 --> 00:21:30,786 I get it. 291 00:21:42,587 --> 00:21:43,984 Mr Sameer. 292 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,899 "Beloved." 293 00:21:51,447 --> 00:21:54,864 - When did you get this motorbike? - My company gave it to me today. 294 00:21:55,211 --> 00:21:57,909 - No, you got it yesterday. - Today. 295 00:21:58,306 --> 00:22:00,912 You're talking about the motorbike, I'm talking about your eyes. 296 00:22:00,946 --> 00:22:02,836 You clapped your eyes on Rani yesterday, right? 297 00:22:03,330 --> 00:22:05,960 Rani? Who? I'm watching the kids play. 298 00:22:06,094 --> 00:22:09,641 Really? I'm a gifted astrologer. 299 00:22:09,751 --> 00:22:10,587 Really? 300 00:22:10,658 --> 00:22:14,458 I've seen your horoscope. Let me introduce you to Rani. 301 00:22:14,517 --> 00:22:16,637 Else, you will keep falling off your window. 302 00:22:17,659 --> 00:22:21,415 I'm a priest of Love. Because of us priests, two hearts meet... 303 00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:23,650 ...a family is made, new babies are born... 304 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,737 ...there's no greater joy than this. 305 00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:27,642 "Beloved." 306 00:22:27,697 --> 00:22:29,617 Her father, the colonel, is a strict man, I hear. 307 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,000 He's retired. He may be pulled up any time. 308 00:22:32,196 --> 00:22:35,596 - He won't find a better son-in-law. - Never. 309 00:22:35,759 --> 00:22:37,902 He's going to embrace you in the first meeting itself. 310 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,826 Okay, I'm leaving. Thank you for the coffee. 311 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,580 Bye guys. 312 00:22:40,705 --> 00:22:42,635 - Is Ms Rani cross with you? - No. 313 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,249 Then why is she going that way? 314 00:22:44,728 --> 00:22:46,208 Rani! 315 00:22:47,197 --> 00:22:48,997 - Yes, priest? - Please come here. 316 00:22:50,689 --> 00:22:52,376 - She's coming. - Yes. 317 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,470 Once you guys shake hands... 318 00:22:53,495 --> 00:22:55,559 ...it won't take much time for your hearts to meet. 319 00:22:57,136 --> 00:22:58,816 Come... Be prepared. 320 00:22:59,923 --> 00:23:03,712 - Haven't seen the colonel for days. - Our car's in the garage. 321 00:23:03,737 --> 00:23:07,821 - He's gone to pick it up. - Ill-fated carburetor, I told him. 322 00:23:07,913 --> 00:23:09,962 He must at least fill gas worth 125... 323 00:23:09,987 --> 00:23:11,615 ...but he won't spend more than 25 bucks. 324 00:23:11,689 --> 00:23:15,216 Anyway... this is my childhood friend Sameer. 325 00:23:16,345 --> 00:23:18,431 "Come along beloved." 326 00:23:18,650 --> 00:23:21,463 Not that we met in childhood... the two of us met as adults. 327 00:23:21,802 --> 00:23:23,002 She's Rani. 328 00:23:23,349 --> 00:23:25,638 Sameer is a lifeguard, and Rani is a fashion designer. 329 00:23:26,797 --> 00:23:28,109 Won't you shake hands? 330 00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:33,604 Mummy. 331 00:23:34,837 --> 00:23:36,228 Can't you take care of your kid? 332 00:23:40,705 --> 00:23:42,539 - What happened? - A flat tyre? 333 00:23:42,564 --> 00:23:44,364 No, someone got smacked. 334 00:23:44,469 --> 00:23:45,989 - Who? - Daddy! 335 00:23:50,728 --> 00:23:52,768 What an introduction! 336 00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:55,727 Who slapped him? It sounded like an explosion. 337 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:59,348 - Are you all right, Papa? - Don't ask me, dear. 338 00:23:59,892 --> 00:24:04,692 It feels as if someone hammered a hot nail into my ear. 339 00:24:05,345 --> 00:24:07,945 You shouldn't have hit him so hard. This boy is naughty. 340 00:24:08,298 --> 00:24:10,352 Thank God the colonel applied the brakes in time and saved him. 341 00:24:10,433 --> 00:24:13,793 Are you in your senses? How dare you hit my Papa? 342 00:24:14,628 --> 00:24:16,308 I didn't know he was your father. 343 00:24:16,642 --> 00:24:18,301 - And that kid... - What kid? 344 00:24:18,482 --> 00:24:20,442 Her mother is here, there are so many people around... 345 00:24:20,510 --> 00:24:23,246 ...but they didn't utter a word! You wanted to be a hero, eh? 346 00:24:23,271 --> 00:24:24,791 I mean what were you trying to do? 347 00:24:24,901 --> 00:24:28,181 Stop fighting and take him to a doctor, quick. 348 00:24:28,331 --> 00:24:32,080 - Conductor? I need a doctor, dammit! - That's where we're going. 349 00:24:32,189 --> 00:24:34,949 He's gone deaf! What have you done? 350 00:24:35,032 --> 00:24:37,832 You were to ask Rani's hand from him and you just handed it out to him. 351 00:24:38,675 --> 00:24:42,247 "Come along beloved." 352 00:24:45,765 --> 00:24:51,165 "Come along beloved." 353 00:24:52,546 --> 00:24:55,306 "Come along beloved." 354 00:24:56,626 --> 00:25:00,344 "Come along beloved." 355 00:25:00,525 --> 00:25:02,285 Who is Rani, sir? 356 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,141 You? Are you working day and night? 357 00:25:07,384 --> 00:25:10,828 No sir. I just came to request you. 358 00:25:11,622 --> 00:25:15,038 Please be kind enough and turn my bad nights into good nights, sir. 359 00:25:15,063 --> 00:25:18,513 - What for? - Because after office hours... 360 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:21,690 ...when I go home and shut the doors and windows to catch a wink... 361 00:25:21,818 --> 00:25:24,338 ...the kids around assemble outside my house and scream together... 362 00:25:24,521 --> 00:25:26,666 The matinee show begins now. 363 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:31,213 And my wife takes it out on the kids saying, No shows of late. 364 00:25:31,236 --> 00:25:34,007 Sir, my honour is at stake. 365 00:25:34,688 --> 00:25:37,048 All right. Give me some time to think. 366 00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:40,590 - Really? How much time? - Say, a month or two. 367 00:25:41,131 --> 00:25:42,267 A month? 368 00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:47,191 - What? - When will my duty hours change? 369 00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:48,665 Three months after that. 370 00:25:48,732 --> 00:25:51,532 Okay sir. Okay, okay. 371 00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:59,171 Who is this Rani, sir? 372 00:26:41,158 --> 00:26:42,903 "Youth is short." 373 00:26:44,587 --> 00:26:46,467 "The rest of life is no good." 374 00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:49,890 "Youth is short." 375 00:26:51,439 --> 00:26:53,439 "The rest of life is no good." 376 00:26:55,009 --> 00:26:58,204 "Once..." 377 00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:00,485 "Once it's gone..." 378 00:27:00,510 --> 00:27:07,006 "Youth never returns." 379 00:27:08,478 --> 00:27:10,325 "Youth is short." 380 00:27:11,869 --> 00:27:13,660 "The rest of life is no good." 381 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:18,853 "Once..." 382 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,931 "Once it's gone..." 383 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:27,232 "Youth never returns." 384 00:27:49,423 --> 00:27:56,103 "What do you... think about me?" 385 00:27:56,244 --> 00:28:02,337 "Don't take me for a foe Be my friend." 386 00:28:02,384 --> 00:28:05,599 "Lay off. Let me go." 387 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:09,506 "Don't harass me." 388 00:28:09,931 --> 00:28:13,181 "Sweetheart, so much..." 389 00:28:13,326 --> 00:28:17,509 "...of attitude is bad." 390 00:28:18,462 --> 00:28:20,382 "Youth is short." 391 00:28:21,847 --> 00:28:23,807 "The rest of life is no good." 392 00:28:25,478 --> 00:28:28,721 "Once..." 393 00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:30,915 "...once it's gone..." 394 00:28:30,987 --> 00:28:38,067 "Youth never returns." 395 00:29:13,095 --> 00:29:19,690 "My love, enjoy... every moment." 396 00:29:19,861 --> 00:29:25,964 "What you have, is in the present Tomorrow never comes." 397 00:29:25,989 --> 00:29:29,269 "I think you are crazy." 398 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:33,415 "You and I don't sail in the same boat." 399 00:29:33,533 --> 00:29:41,046 "I can't just... stop following you." 400 00:29:42,095 --> 00:29:44,015 "Youth is short." 401 00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:47,150 "The rest of life is no good." 402 00:29:49,095 --> 00:29:52,263 "Once..." 403 00:29:52,556 --> 00:29:54,535 "...once it's gone..." 404 00:29:54,591 --> 00:30:00,751 "...youth never returns..." 405 00:30:00,891 --> 00:30:07,540 "...youth never returns..." 406 00:30:07,686 --> 00:30:12,726 "...youth never returns." 407 00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:20,431 Sameer. Sameer. 408 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,924 - Hi, Rani. - Hi. 409 00:30:22,970 --> 00:30:24,770 Thank God you're here. I was really worried. 410 00:30:24,977 --> 00:30:27,377 What for? Aren't we friends now? 411 00:30:27,634 --> 00:30:30,874 Yeah, but your father hasn't forgiven me yet. 412 00:30:32,369 --> 00:30:34,209 When things go wrong in the beginning... 413 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:35,689 ...it all falls in place in the end 414 00:30:35,798 --> 00:30:38,398 I don't get it. Please explain 415 00:30:38,564 --> 00:30:43,163 I mean, I've brought Papa around and he has called you over for dinner. 416 00:30:43,329 --> 00:30:46,289 - Really? - Yes. 417 00:30:46,455 --> 00:30:48,706 Look, he's an army officer who is Very punctual. 418 00:30:48,822 --> 00:30:50,488 You will be there at nine sharp. 419 00:30:50,857 --> 00:30:51,707 You know what? 420 00:30:52,869 --> 00:30:57,369 - I'll be there at eight. - No way. Neither early, nor late 421 00:30:57,486 --> 00:31:00,635 - I see you at home. At 9:00 o'clock. - Alright. See you later. 422 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,611 You look Very happy. Tommy's sister says, see you at home... 423 00:31:07,798 --> 00:31:11,891 ...as if you're going home to become Tommy's brother-in-law. 424 00:31:11,987 --> 00:31:18,705 But to impress Tommy's father, don't forget to buy champagne for him. 425 00:31:18,774 --> 00:31:21,807 And, you must uncork it at one go! 426 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:24,783 Good evening, sir. 427 00:31:26,048 --> 00:31:27,528 - Is it Sameer? - Yes, sir. 428 00:31:27,824 --> 00:31:31,304 - Come on in. - Actually sir, I've come to apologise. 429 00:31:31,954 --> 00:31:35,164 I committed a mistake the other day. Please forgive me 430 00:31:35,572 --> 00:31:38,972 I've forgiven you, that is why you are standing before me. 431 00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:39,629 Yes. 432 00:31:42,853 --> 00:31:44,013 Lovely dog. 433 00:31:45,165 --> 00:31:47,725 He's Tommy, not a dog. 434 00:31:48,885 --> 00:31:51,765 He's like my son. Remember. 435 00:31:52,064 --> 00:31:53,184 Of course. Of course. 436 00:31:53,561 --> 00:31:55,321 - Sit. - Thank you. 437 00:31:58,712 --> 00:32:01,920 - I'm from Patiala, Punjab. - Really? 438 00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:04,171 My uncle was in the army. 439 00:32:05,251 --> 00:32:09,291 Once I took his gun and ran to the fields, for some shooting practice. 440 00:32:10,526 --> 00:32:12,686 Enraged, he snatched the gun... 441 00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:13,558 Oh no. 442 00:32:13,987 --> 00:32:16,067 And said, It's an official gun. 443 00:32:16,509 --> 00:32:19,743 I was so peeved that I joined the army... 444 00:32:20,386 --> 00:32:22,105 ...and I got my own gun. 445 00:32:22,130 --> 00:32:24,488 "Come along beloved." 446 00:32:24,751 --> 00:32:28,198 A few years later, war for independence broke out in Goa. 447 00:32:29,049 --> 00:32:31,409 They posted me here in Goa. 448 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:37,240 After the war, I settled here with my family. 449 00:32:38,408 --> 00:32:41,162 Luckily, I love Goa. 450 00:32:41,505 --> 00:32:43,105 Luckily, I love Goa too. 451 00:32:43,485 --> 00:32:45,285 "Beloved..." 452 00:32:46,001 --> 00:32:49,281 - What do they call a chicken in Punjab? - Kukdi. 453 00:32:49,310 --> 00:32:52,458 - Chicken. - And a girl? 454 00:32:53,033 --> 00:32:53,621 Kudi. 455 00:32:54,272 --> 00:32:56,416 - Kukdi. - Kukdi. 456 00:33:01,587 --> 00:33:02,212 Wow! 457 00:33:02,723 --> 00:33:06,852 Those medals... did you win them, sir? 458 00:33:08,047 --> 00:33:11,596 My wife wasn't in the army, so obviously they belong to me. 459 00:33:13,939 --> 00:33:14,748 Sorry sir. 460 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,680 Actually sir, your personality unsettles me. 461 00:33:18,149 --> 00:33:20,269 That's why I'm talking like a fool. 462 00:33:20,743 --> 00:33:21,581 Never mind. 463 00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:30,597 And that Chinese pot near the medals... 464 00:33:31,439 --> 00:33:35,839 Looks like an antique piece, does it contain Chinese tea? 465 00:33:36,173 --> 00:33:38,493 It contains my late mother's ashes. 466 00:33:41,658 --> 00:33:44,467 It gives me a feeling that I always have her blessings with me. 467 00:33:47,439 --> 00:33:50,215 - You dearly loved your mother. - I still love her. 468 00:33:52,455 --> 00:33:54,477 We tried really hard to save her. 469 00:33:56,270 --> 00:33:59,155 - But what God wills... - Let it be, Papa. 470 00:33:59,361 --> 00:34:00,746 Let's eat. 471 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,080 One... one second. 472 00:34:04,590 --> 00:34:06,830 Why did you have to bring that, son? 473 00:34:08,149 --> 00:34:10,869 - It's my first time here. - Let me uncork it. 474 00:34:11,070 --> 00:34:13,670 No, sir. Let me have the pleasure. 475 00:34:14,274 --> 00:34:18,834 I'd like to propose a toast to the brave Colonel, his beautiful wife. 476 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:21,820 And to you, beautiful lady. 477 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,928 May you find a handsome man one day. 478 00:34:31,134 --> 00:34:31,946 First time. 479 00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:35,224 Sorry sir. 480 00:34:37,749 --> 00:34:42,885 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3... 481 00:34:42,933 --> 00:34:44,923 2, 1, 0. 482 00:35:08,916 --> 00:35:10,076 What have you done? 483 00:35:18,814 --> 00:35:19,856 Sorry sir. 484 00:35:25,454 --> 00:35:28,294 Come on, the player of love and enemy of troubles. 485 00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:30,587 Shut up! It all happened because of you. 486 00:35:30,767 --> 00:35:34,802 - Because of me, really? - You asked me to uncork it at one go 487 00:35:34,834 --> 00:35:38,463 I asked you to open the bottle, not to break the pot of ashes. 488 00:35:38,538 --> 00:35:42,688 Good that the pot broke. At least it has set his mother's soul free. 489 00:35:44,089 --> 00:35:45,497 "Come along beloved." 490 00:35:45,915 --> 00:35:47,755 I think the colonel is insane. 491 00:35:48,212 --> 00:35:51,529 Oh no... he's a Very intelligent man. 492 00:35:51,712 --> 00:35:55,472 Intelligent, my foot! Mother's ashes ought to be immersed in the Ganges. 493 00:35:55,617 --> 00:35:57,265 No one keeps it at home. Never in a pot, at that! 494 00:35:57,353 --> 00:36:00,885 - It's okay, we'll talk later. - Let me clear this now. 495 00:36:00,910 --> 00:36:03,830 Please try to see it from my point of View. 496 00:36:03,893 --> 00:36:07,013 Why don't you try to see it from my point of View? 497 00:36:07,163 --> 00:36:08,443 Have you seen the colonel? 498 00:36:09,423 --> 00:36:13,076 He looks as if he grew old twenty years back. 499 00:36:13,387 --> 00:36:15,827 Look at his wife... as if she has just stepped into youth. 500 00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:19,799 Tell me, from what angle does Rani look like the colonel's daughter? 501 00:36:20,552 --> 00:36:24,161 Yeah, Tommy does appear to be his son 502 00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:27,556 I can't explain that. You should be asking the person concerned. 503 00:36:27,615 --> 00:36:29,015 - Who? - Rani. 504 00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:31,322 The colonel would never reveal the secret to Rani. 505 00:36:31,361 --> 00:36:32,161 Samir. 506 00:36:33,785 --> 00:36:37,065 The other day I spared you because it was only a mistake. 507 00:36:37,441 --> 00:36:39,441 But today, you intentionally... 508 00:36:41,674 --> 00:36:44,000 You hit my Papa on his face... 509 00:36:44,316 --> 00:36:45,396 ...still I forgave you. 510 00:36:46,088 --> 00:36:47,856 But today you've hurt me in the heart. 511 00:36:48,316 --> 00:36:50,355 - Can you explain? - Rani... 512 00:36:50,524 --> 00:36:53,724 Did you intend to say that my father didn't sire me? 513 00:36:54,071 --> 00:36:55,941 - No! - That my mother is wanton? 514 00:36:56,071 --> 00:36:56,671 No! 515 00:36:56,783 --> 00:36:59,063 Don't ever talk to me. Ever. 516 00:36:59,697 --> 00:37:02,017 It was tough convincing myself that you are a nice person. 517 00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:06,340 And you, priest! I'm really surprised. 518 00:37:07,088 --> 00:37:09,808 How could you consider such a lowly man a friend? 519 00:37:10,735 --> 00:37:13,210 Let alone respect someone, he hardly knows what respect means. 520 00:37:13,443 --> 00:37:14,363 Rani. 521 00:37:14,556 --> 00:37:17,571 - See? She is hurt because of you! - Because of me, really? 522 00:37:17,645 --> 00:37:20,615 I was only kidding. When you knew Rani was standing behind me... 523 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,215 - ...why didn't you tell me? - I was telling you... 524 00:37:22,263 --> 00:37:26,983 - ...see from my point of View! - Your language is too tough for me. 525 00:37:27,228 --> 00:37:30,668 For all the mistakes you commit, you pass the buck on to me! God! 526 00:37:30,764 --> 00:37:32,164 Uncle, ball please. 527 00:37:32,315 --> 00:37:33,081 Ball? 528 00:37:37,152 --> 00:37:39,567 - What happened? - A flat tyre? 529 00:37:39,721 --> 00:37:41,801 No, someone got thrashed. 530 00:37:42,028 --> 00:37:43,548 - Who? - Papa! 531 00:37:46,503 --> 00:37:47,526 Granny! 532 00:37:52,869 --> 00:37:55,740 I'm ill-fated, it's writ. Reading my horoscope won't turn things around. 533 00:37:55,916 --> 00:37:58,537 - Just checking what's worse is in store. - What? 534 00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:02,356 - Your past was your golden period. - Golden period, really? 535 00:38:02,519 --> 00:38:07,056 - Yes. Your future is worse. - Worse than what I'm going through? 536 00:38:07,172 --> 00:38:11,452 Jupiter's place is right up here. Yours is down in hell. 537 00:38:11,635 --> 00:38:15,995 The Moon's place is in the 7th house. Yours is homeless. 538 00:38:16,163 --> 00:38:17,842 Moreover, Saturn is about to enter. 539 00:38:19,502 --> 00:38:22,462 - You said, Saturn left me last week. - And it did. 540 00:38:22,803 --> 00:38:26,217 Usually, once it leaves, Saturn never returns for another seven years. 541 00:38:26,249 --> 00:38:29,841 Not in your case. Saturn is about to re-enter in a few seconds time. 542 00:38:31,244 --> 00:38:32,484 "Wicked Sunny." 543 00:38:33,556 --> 00:38:34,996 "I kill for money." 544 00:38:36,376 --> 00:38:37,576 "Wicked Sunny." 545 00:38:38,937 --> 00:38:40,342 "I've got money." 546 00:38:41,698 --> 00:38:42,778 "Wicked, Sunny." 547 00:38:43,818 --> 00:38:45,578 "Back up your money." 548 00:38:46,564 --> 00:38:49,804 - Right, anything is possible with me. - Saturn is on its way. 549 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:51,285 And it will wreck me. 550 00:38:51,396 --> 00:38:55,316 This Saturn is going to... change your life and destiny. 551 00:38:55,557 --> 00:38:57,237 It will come like a tempest. 552 00:38:58,236 --> 00:38:59,716 "Wicked Sunny." 553 00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:03,202 "What say, dude?" 554 00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:06,133 "Sunny." 555 00:39:06,408 --> 00:39:08,088 "He's going to steal the princess away." 556 00:39:09,127 --> 00:39:10,927 "Wicked Sunny." 557 00:39:11,534 --> 00:39:13,177 "What say, dude?" 558 00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:15,524 "Wicked Sunny." 559 00:39:16,619 --> 00:39:18,117 "He's going to steal the princess away." 560 00:39:18,142 --> 00:39:22,542 As per my calculations, it will stay with you in your room... 561 00:39:22,705 --> 00:39:26,070 ...and knock at Rani's door. 562 00:39:26,804 --> 00:39:28,562 Hello uncle. 563 00:39:30,884 --> 00:39:34,124 Hello, I say. Remember me? 564 00:39:35,689 --> 00:39:39,580 I'm your distant relative. Sunny. 565 00:39:39,611 --> 00:39:42,651 For miles away, uncle has no relatives. Go away. 566 00:39:42,861 --> 00:39:45,906 Uncle, your servant is ill-mannered. Ask him not to mess with me. 567 00:39:46,776 --> 00:39:47,681 Why is he so quiet? 568 00:39:47,706 --> 00:39:50,194 Not that he is glad to remain quiet He's ailing. 569 00:39:50,219 --> 00:39:54,205 Shut up. Uncle, I'm Sunny. Mr Khurana's son. 570 00:39:54,298 --> 00:39:56,667 Who... Khur... ana? Who Khurana? 571 00:39:56,892 --> 00:39:59,092 Back in Gurudaspur this road in front of your house... 572 00:39:59,737 --> 00:40:01,016 There's one in front of every house... 573 00:40:01,041 --> 00:40:02,761 ...it turns around the corner. 574 00:40:03,714 --> 00:40:05,649 They all turn. No road is straight. 575 00:40:05,674 --> 00:40:08,379 And where does it go? Straight to his friend's house. 576 00:40:08,854 --> 00:40:10,574 - Friend? Who? - Mr Khosla. 577 00:40:11,005 --> 00:40:14,572 - He just said Khurana! - How smart! You caught me 578 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:18,581 I was only testing you. Know what? When I asked your address... 579 00:40:18,647 --> 00:40:22,407 ...everyone said there's only one decent and honest boy in Goa. You. 580 00:40:22,596 --> 00:40:24,166 Boy? What a fraud! 581 00:40:26,541 --> 00:40:29,741 - Tell me honestly, why are you here? - Well, I... 582 00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,721 ...want to hire a room. 583 00:40:34,798 --> 00:40:35,246 Yes. 584 00:40:35,271 --> 00:40:37,071 No, he says. Go away. 585 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,200 Uncle. 586 00:40:39,672 --> 00:40:43,112 No way, get lost, he says. Look, he's pissed off. 587 00:40:48,036 --> 00:40:50,248 - Now tell me. - Stay here. 588 00:40:50,947 --> 00:40:51,631 Yes. 589 00:40:51,891 --> 00:40:55,079 Well, now that you are dumb, you won't pick up a fight. 590 00:40:55,588 --> 00:40:57,174 So let's go to my relative's place. 591 00:40:57,199 --> 00:41:00,399 Relative, aunt? Then who am I? 592 00:41:01,572 --> 00:41:03,928 - Who are you? - Sunny. 593 00:41:04,111 --> 00:41:07,258 - Not Sunny, he's Shani. - Shut up, dude. 594 00:41:07,478 --> 00:41:10,284 Uncle, for my sake don't tell aunt where I come from. 595 00:41:10,309 --> 00:41:12,589 Well, uncle himself doesn't know where he comes from. 596 00:41:12,660 --> 00:41:15,500 Aunt, I'm a tenant here. Here's 10,000 bucks. 597 00:41:15,525 --> 00:41:19,805 Take another 9,999... take care 598 00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:23,476 I'm a bit tired. Show me to my room, please. 599 00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:26,710 - Let me see you off at the next street. - Ass! 600 00:41:27,087 --> 00:41:28,672 Hold this. Bring it upstairs. 601 00:41:39,424 --> 00:41:41,024 - Oldie's got a nice room. - Yes. 602 00:41:41,951 --> 00:41:43,135 But we are sharing it. 603 00:41:48,908 --> 00:41:50,540 What are you staring at me for? 604 00:41:51,064 --> 00:41:54,001 Why share? We'll be exchanging beds. 605 00:41:54,026 --> 00:41:56,111 We'll also sleep in the same bed, as brothers... 606 00:41:56,146 --> 00:41:57,705 Don't touch me. I don't like it. 607 00:41:58,252 --> 00:42:01,305 Like the rent, we share the room too. This side is yours, that's mine. 608 00:42:01,627 --> 00:42:02,547 - I see. - By the way where are you from? 609 00:42:02,572 --> 00:42:03,452 - All right, give me a hug. - No! 610 00:42:03,533 --> 00:42:07,493 - I don't hug men. - Really? How Vain. 611 00:42:07,649 --> 00:42:09,609 - Whatever. - Okay listen... 612 00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:14,440 - ...why don't you take your God there? - God doesn't belong to one person. 613 00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:15,745 God belongs to everyone. 614 00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:19,210 And listen, we've shared the room... not the walls. 615 00:42:19,361 --> 00:42:22,961 - God's not moving. - And where do I stick my posters? 616 00:42:23,233 --> 00:42:25,404 Wherever you wish. God's not moving. 617 00:42:26,034 --> 00:42:28,929 I got an idea. Stick them up in the bathroom. 618 00:42:29,216 --> 00:42:31,889 - Why do you get so angry? - Am I angry? 619 00:42:32,718 --> 00:42:35,954 - Now! Even while you are talking. - Yeah, where am I angry? 620 00:42:36,029 --> 00:42:38,829 Look, the room's got hot. Need to open the window. 621 00:42:38,854 --> 00:42:40,014 Don't open the window! 622 00:42:40,925 --> 00:42:41,479 Why? 623 00:42:42,158 --> 00:42:43,358 Stinks over there. 624 00:42:44,654 --> 00:42:48,866 I need to check out then. Since I pay half the rent... 625 00:42:49,404 --> 00:42:51,004 I'll open half the window. 626 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,360 - You're on my half, let me embrace you! - Don't piss me off! 627 00:42:57,182 --> 00:42:58,902 I tried my best to keep him off. 628 00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:16,654 What a sight! 629 00:43:17,485 --> 00:43:23,282 Mr Sameer deliberately kept the door shut to keep me off. 630 00:43:23,486 --> 00:43:27,240 But smelling a scent from a distance is my forte. 631 00:43:31,535 --> 00:43:34,015 - What a dish! - Don't you say that! 632 00:43:34,175 --> 00:43:36,144 - Does she mean anything to you? - No. 633 00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:37,804 But decent folks stay here. 634 00:43:38,030 --> 00:43:41,012 By the way she is a nice and decent girl. 635 00:43:41,054 --> 00:43:43,358 And she's a colonel's daughter. He will shoot you if he hears you. 636 00:43:43,383 --> 00:43:47,842 For a beauty like her, I'd take a bullet on my chest. 637 00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:49,016 On my chest. 638 00:43:50,295 --> 00:43:51,249 Idiotic! 639 00:43:54,515 --> 00:43:55,795 - Don't you jump! - Why not? 640 00:43:56,033 --> 00:43:58,313 You are in bad times, as it is. 641 00:43:58,433 --> 00:44:01,233 For all your good intentions, you might fall on top of the colonel. 642 00:44:03,058 --> 00:44:04,298 Hi. 643 00:44:05,454 --> 00:44:06,566 - He's going in. - No. 644 00:44:06,915 --> 00:44:08,275 As per my calculations... 645 00:44:08,363 --> 00:44:10,203 Tommy will have a go at him. 646 00:44:14,494 --> 00:44:18,526 Very friendly. Very friendly. 647 00:44:19,369 --> 00:44:20,984 Very good doggy. 648 00:44:21,032 --> 00:44:21,872 He's gone inside. 649 00:44:21,991 --> 00:44:24,267 Not to worry. My calculations say... 650 00:44:24,292 --> 00:44:26,580 ...the colonel will kick him out in a minute. 651 00:44:27,641 --> 00:44:28,841 What's your name? 652 00:44:29,043 --> 00:44:29,883 Tommy. 653 00:44:30,253 --> 00:44:33,534 Nice name. My respects, uncle. 654 00:44:34,533 --> 00:44:35,505 - Who are you? - Sunny. 655 00:44:35,869 --> 00:44:39,349 - What do you want? - I just wanted to meet you, uncle 656 00:44:39,518 --> 00:44:41,398 I'm new here. I'm told that you are the only... 657 00:44:41,521 --> 00:44:44,001 ...decent and honest boy around. 658 00:44:44,065 --> 00:44:46,185 - Boy? - What else? Look at you. 659 00:44:46,383 --> 00:44:48,583 You can put any young man to shame. Besides... 660 00:44:49,534 --> 00:44:54,486 Hang on. What's that in your ears? And what's around your neck, bro? 661 00:44:54,612 --> 00:44:58,433 Don't ask me. My blood boils when I think of it. 662 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,200 Screwed my calculations! 663 00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:05,909 - What are you doing? - Worry not. I have fixed many bones. 664 00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:09,278 And it's only a sprain. Look straight... here goes. 665 00:45:11,589 --> 00:45:13,909 What say? How do you feel? 666 00:45:14,646 --> 00:45:16,791 - Be honest. - Feels nice. 667 00:45:16,908 --> 00:45:18,237 - Isn't it? - Yes. 668 00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:22,667 - Where are you staying? - At your neighbour Mr Duggal's place. 669 00:45:23,523 --> 00:45:26,463 The one who broke my neck also stays there. 670 00:45:26,488 --> 00:45:29,248 Don't be angry. I'm his roommate. 671 00:45:29,432 --> 00:45:31,440 I know he's ill-mannered... and he'll surely change... 672 00:45:31,465 --> 00:45:33,345 ...but this is not how one should treat an elder. 673 00:45:33,713 --> 00:45:35,683 A ball hit me, by mistake. 674 00:45:35,924 --> 00:45:39,804 Darling, what's happening? When did you employ a masseur? 675 00:45:40,342 --> 00:45:43,128 - From today. - Oh no, he's not a masseur, darling. 676 00:45:43,237 --> 00:45:45,512 Sunny is a nice boy. 677 00:45:45,802 --> 00:45:48,442 - He's Mr Duggal's tenant. - I see. 678 00:45:48,894 --> 00:45:52,094 Tell you something, massage is not actually done indoors. 679 00:45:52,331 --> 00:45:56,187 A garden, or an open terrace would be just amazing. 680 00:45:56,212 --> 00:45:58,932 - We have a terrace garden. - Don't tell me. Really? Where? 681 00:45:59,049 --> 00:46:00,889 - Upstairs. - Can I check it out? 682 00:46:01,113 --> 00:46:02,732 - Sure. - Thank you. 683 00:46:04,135 --> 00:46:05,335 "Sunny." 684 00:46:08,650 --> 00:46:10,090 "Wicked Sunny." 685 00:46:13,751 --> 00:46:15,518 - "Wicked Sunny." - Did he swallow something? 686 00:46:18,218 --> 00:46:21,077 He's dancing... advancing towards the girl. 687 00:46:23,822 --> 00:46:25,662 "He's going to steal the princess away." 688 00:46:29,095 --> 00:46:30,655 "Wicked Sunny." 689 00:46:31,448 --> 00:46:32,888 Sorry. Hi! 690 00:46:32,972 --> 00:46:35,174 I am Sunny. A flower for a beautiful lady. 691 00:46:36,088 --> 00:46:37,408 - Thank you. - It's my pleasure. 692 00:46:41,089 --> 00:46:45,687 Damn... your love-story began here and ended in the colonel's ears. 693 00:46:45,852 --> 00:46:50,233 He began it by shaking hands, and it's going to end in honeymoon. 694 00:46:54,142 --> 00:46:58,048 Sir, do something. Please do something to me. 695 00:46:58,181 --> 00:46:59,216 What do I do to you? 696 00:47:00,361 --> 00:47:01,761 I want a baby. 697 00:47:02,135 --> 00:47:04,136 - Give me a baby, please! - What? 698 00:47:04,743 --> 00:47:05,863 Security! 699 00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:07,010 - Listen. - Yes, sir. 700 00:47:07,035 --> 00:47:08,869 - What are you doing here? - You! What are you doing here? 701 00:47:08,894 --> 00:47:10,980 - You know her? - She is my wife. 702 00:47:11,274 --> 00:47:13,874 - Don't you have children? - Yes, two in fact. 703 00:47:13,962 --> 00:47:17,162 Boys, both. And you know what these boys are like. 704 00:47:17,427 --> 00:47:20,627 - I want a daughter. - So why me? Ask him. 705 00:47:21,092 --> 00:47:23,810 - Listen... please. - What? 706 00:47:24,103 --> 00:47:27,390 He promised to give me a daughter. 707 00:47:27,790 --> 00:47:32,350 After duty hours, he used to get me sweets and flowers... 708 00:47:32,596 --> 00:47:36,153 ...and shut the doors and windows. 709 00:47:36,517 --> 00:47:38,597 But ever since you put him on the night shift... 710 00:47:38,799 --> 00:47:42,039 ...the doors and windows only shut to allow him get a good day's sleep. 711 00:47:42,612 --> 00:47:46,073 It's a mistake but a mistake is a mistake. 712 00:47:46,098 --> 00:47:48,258 You must also have committed a mistake, by mistake, no? 713 00:47:53,089 --> 00:47:54,809 Yes, you are right. 714 00:47:54,935 --> 00:47:58,080 And I can understand your problem. I'll definitely help you. 715 00:47:58,482 --> 00:47:59,255 Hang on. 716 00:48:00,198 --> 00:48:02,970 - Rocky! - Yes, sir. 717 00:48:03,354 --> 00:48:07,393 From tomorrow, you will buy her sweets and flowers every day. 718 00:48:07,565 --> 00:48:08,499 Got it? 719 00:48:09,185 --> 00:48:10,687 - Yes, sir. - Good. 720 00:48:11,657 --> 00:48:13,782 What the? Get up. 721 00:48:16,045 --> 00:48:16,875 Was I wrong? 722 00:48:20,845 --> 00:48:21,845 "Watch this." 723 00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:24,465 "Somebody touch me." 724 00:48:25,751 --> 00:48:27,790 "Somebody..." 725 00:48:29,503 --> 00:48:32,230 "Somebody love me." 726 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,720 "Somebody love me... yeah." 727 00:48:38,005 --> 00:48:39,987 "Somebody..." 728 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:43,930 "Somebody..." 729 00:48:46,151 --> 00:48:49,911 ...500 for grandma, 500 for my sister's studies... 730 00:48:50,039 --> 00:48:53,079 ...500 for her marriage, and 500... 731 00:48:54,438 --> 00:48:56,960 'FOR MY ROOMMATE' 732 00:48:57,805 --> 00:48:58,945 Roommate? 733 00:49:01,190 --> 00:49:02,590 What a sight! 734 00:49:03,798 --> 00:49:07,323 It's worth paying a hundred thousand in rent. 735 00:49:09,284 --> 00:49:10,137 What are you up to? 736 00:49:10,697 --> 00:49:11,873 Watching the colonel. 737 00:49:12,510 --> 00:49:14,554 - Really? - Wanna check? 738 00:49:14,666 --> 00:49:15,752 - Show me. - Look. 739 00:49:17,488 --> 00:49:18,663 "Watch this." 740 00:49:20,953 --> 00:49:22,056 That's his daughter. 741 00:49:24,229 --> 00:49:25,584 Do they look alike? 742 00:49:28,579 --> 00:49:29,851 "Alright." 743 00:49:31,823 --> 00:49:34,058 No way! And what are you drinking? 744 00:49:35,789 --> 00:49:37,025 - Water. - Really? 745 00:49:37,723 --> 00:49:39,990 - I swear by you. - I see. Go on. 746 00:49:43,043 --> 00:49:44,683 Let me smell it... is this water? 747 00:49:45,894 --> 00:49:49,408 Fenny is Goa's specialty. It's nothing but cashew nut juice 748 00:49:49,667 --> 00:49:50,737 I see. I'll juice you! 749 00:49:50,915 --> 00:49:54,413 I'm going to tell Mr Duggal that you are boozing here. 750 00:49:54,753 --> 00:49:56,768 Listen... 751 00:49:56,964 --> 00:49:58,788 - Don't touch me. - I won't booze anymore, promise. 752 00:50:01,566 --> 00:50:04,046 - What's that? - Oh, those? 753 00:50:04,184 --> 00:50:08,438 Your God's on my wall, so I glued my goddesses to your wall. 754 00:50:09,261 --> 00:50:11,697 - So why get angry? - I'm not angry. 755 00:50:11,732 --> 00:50:13,094 - You are peeved. - I'm not. 756 00:50:13,418 --> 00:50:15,298 Relax... easy. 757 00:50:15,675 --> 00:50:18,235 - You feel like abusing me. - Not at all 758 00:50:18,526 --> 00:50:22,089 - I know, you want to tell me something. - No. 759 00:50:22,159 --> 00:50:24,550 - You want to hit me. Go on, hit me. - No. 760 00:50:24,737 --> 00:50:26,241 - C'mon, hit me. - Oh no. 761 00:50:26,389 --> 00:50:31,349 - Why don't you go to your half? - Okay. Peace. 762 00:50:31,787 --> 00:50:33,521 - Peace. - Yes. 763 00:50:39,154 --> 00:50:41,058 What was that? Earthquake? 764 00:50:43,401 --> 00:50:44,551 Mr Duggal. 765 00:50:45,354 --> 00:50:49,535 Mr Duggal, where did you pick that roommate from? He boozes, and... 766 00:50:49,724 --> 00:50:55,284 ...watches Rani through his binoculars, You must go and inform the colonel. 767 00:50:56,854 --> 00:50:58,174 Oh, why would you inform the colonel? 768 00:50:58,374 --> 00:51:00,054 The ass has stuffed you with money. 769 00:51:00,414 --> 00:51:01,651 Rather I'll go and inform him. 770 00:51:04,278 --> 00:51:07,374 Mr Duggal... Looks like he's deaf today. 771 00:51:09,582 --> 00:51:12,093 Mr Duggal. Mr Duggal. 772 00:51:14,932 --> 00:51:15,710 He's deaf. 773 00:51:29,194 --> 00:51:33,194 Young man, my neck feels better now. 774 00:51:33,304 --> 00:51:36,299 - Hello aunt. - Do something to my ear. 775 00:51:36,721 --> 00:51:42,001 Let me fix your neck first. Fixing the ear is no big deal. 776 00:51:42,337 --> 00:51:45,257 It will be all right. Where's Rani? 777 00:51:45,494 --> 00:51:50,218 See, Rama? Though they share the same room, they are poles apart. 778 00:51:50,898 --> 00:51:53,226 That swine injures me, and the other... 779 00:51:53,251 --> 00:51:56,846 ...the decent one, comes home everyday to give me a massage 780 00:52:00,025 --> 00:52:01,674 Hush, Tommy. 781 00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:05,745 Sameer is not around, then who is Tommy barking at? 782 00:52:06,037 --> 00:52:08,425 Dogs have a very sharp memory, uncle. 783 00:52:09,371 --> 00:52:11,227 Tommy must be barking at Sameer's thoughts. 784 00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:13,737 Where's Rani? 785 00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:18,221 Bloody dog! 786 00:52:18,820 --> 00:52:20,881 Papa. Papa. Papa. 787 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,322 Guess what? 788 00:52:23,611 --> 00:52:25,947 You look so happy. What gives? 789 00:52:26,146 --> 00:52:27,426 This year, the All India... 790 00:52:27,451 --> 00:52:29,331 ...Fashion Designers' competition is going to be held in Goa. 791 00:52:29,643 --> 00:52:32,697 The designs I had sent have been approved. 792 00:52:32,722 --> 00:52:34,491 And I'm participating this year! 793 00:52:34,563 --> 00:52:37,723 Very good. I am proud of you, dear. 794 00:52:37,811 --> 00:52:39,171 Very good. Congratulation. 795 00:52:39,738 --> 00:52:45,697 Papa, I got to pay the entry fees within two days. Only 20,000 Rupees. 796 00:52:46,091 --> 00:52:49,463 Let her have it. I'll return every cent after marriage. 797 00:52:49,970 --> 00:52:51,130 20,000? 798 00:52:52,244 --> 00:52:54,736 No dear, I can't afford that much. 799 00:52:54,935 --> 00:52:58,720 Please Papa, for my sake. It's Very important for my career. 800 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,803 Golden opportunities don't knock twice. 801 00:53:01,105 --> 00:53:02,827 - Give her the money. - Please. 802 00:53:03,004 --> 00:53:05,388 Where's the money, son? I'm a retired colonel. 803 00:53:05,460 --> 00:53:08,548 We manage with my pension. Where do I get 20,000 from? 804 00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:10,283 Selfish father. 805 00:53:11,538 --> 00:53:12,470 It's okay. 806 00:53:17,734 --> 00:53:18,846 You upset her. 807 00:53:19,895 --> 00:53:24,369 Expenses have already risen this month. 12,000 for the hearing aid. 808 00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:28,712 3000 for my neck-collar. Where do I get 20,000 from? 809 00:53:29,174 --> 00:53:31,374 Why won't you give her? You still have your eyes... 810 00:53:31,672 --> 00:53:34,072 ...heart, lungs and kidneys intact. I'll puncture them all. 811 00:53:34,575 --> 00:53:37,375 Granny you ask me not to lose my temper! Tell me, why not? 812 00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:40,672 The colonel won't give Rani the money. Who will help the poor girl? 813 00:53:40,862 --> 00:53:42,262 I wish I could strangle his... 814 00:53:45,285 --> 00:53:47,285 Granny, I got a solid idea. 815 00:53:47,869 --> 00:53:50,295 Postpone your eye surgery. Let's first help... 816 00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:52,291 ...Rani realise her dream. What say? 817 00:53:52,497 --> 00:53:55,335 Besides, granny, Lord Krishna's birthday is approaching. 818 00:53:55,464 --> 00:53:58,952 The Lord is here! Be careful with your pots, lassies... 819 00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:03,961 So much! 820 00:54:09,457 --> 00:54:11,705 Let it go! That's not a biscuit. 821 00:54:14,416 --> 00:54:15,976 Bloody dog! Let it go. 822 00:54:18,278 --> 00:54:21,118 - Tommy... - "Come along beloved". 823 00:54:21,175 --> 00:54:22,655 - What's that? - "Come along beloved". 824 00:54:22,844 --> 00:54:26,564 "Beloved..." 825 00:54:26,772 --> 00:54:32,252 "Come along beloved." 826 00:54:32,278 --> 00:54:36,398 "Come along beloved." 827 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:44,563 Dearest Rani, I know you want to become a famous fashion designer. 828 00:54:44,811 --> 00:54:46,531 I'm sending you money... 829 00:54:46,826 --> 00:54:49,666 ...to help you cross the first hurdle in the path of your progress. 830 00:54:49,915 --> 00:54:52,635 Not a favour, just consider it as a gift from a friend. 831 00:54:52,859 --> 00:54:55,579 "Beloved..." 832 00:54:56,563 --> 00:54:58,043 And, if you win the show... 833 00:54:58,578 --> 00:55:01,596 ...you will be happy, but my happiness will be greater than yours. 834 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:06,360 I expect nothing in return for this small help. Not even thanks. 835 00:55:07,510 --> 00:55:09,219 - I'll always be with you. - "Beloved..." 836 00:55:09,382 --> 00:55:11,564 Your well-wisher. 837 00:55:12,019 --> 00:55:15,219 "Beloved." 838 00:55:18,169 --> 00:55:19,170 Yes. 839 00:55:50,137 --> 00:55:54,182 "How long will you conceal your youth, my love?" 840 00:55:57,259 --> 00:56:01,189 "How long will you conceal your youth, my love?" 841 00:56:01,284 --> 00:56:04,780 "How long will you torment the bachelors?" 842 00:56:04,874 --> 00:56:09,541 "Someday you are going to become someone's bride." 843 00:56:10,065 --> 00:56:15,978 "Will you marry me?" 844 00:56:17,157 --> 00:56:23,940 "Will you marry me?" 845 00:56:24,576 --> 00:56:28,344 "How long will you conceal your youth, my love?" 846 00:56:28,431 --> 00:56:31,995 "How long will you torment the bachelors?" 847 00:56:32,075 --> 00:56:36,581 "Someday you are going to become someone's bride." 848 00:56:37,324 --> 00:56:44,251 "Will you marry me?" 849 00:56:44,357 --> 00:56:52,088 "Will you marry me?" 850 00:56:59,510 --> 00:57:03,023 "Move it. Shake it. Move your body." 851 00:57:03,139 --> 00:57:06,577 "Move it. Shake it. Move your body." 852 00:57:06,742 --> 00:57:09,826 "Move it. Shake it." 853 00:57:24,910 --> 00:57:28,479 "I'll buy you earrings and bangles..." 854 00:57:28,504 --> 00:57:31,984 "I'll buy you everything, I swear." 855 00:57:35,798 --> 00:57:39,318 "I'll steal the Moon, I'll even pluck the stars..." 856 00:57:39,414 --> 00:57:42,642 "I'll make the Sun bow before you, I swear." 857 00:57:42,828 --> 00:57:47,468 "Someday you will go crazy for me." 858 00:57:47,844 --> 00:57:54,642 "Will you marry me?" 859 00:57:55,086 --> 00:58:01,955 "Will you marry me?" 860 00:58:39,203 --> 00:58:42,899 "The day I come as a bridegroom, I won't go back..." 861 00:58:42,924 --> 00:58:46,258 "I'll take you away in a palanquin, I swear." 862 00:58:49,975 --> 00:58:53,792 "I'll steal you away, before everyone" 863 00:58:53,817 --> 00:58:56,732 "I'll make you my bride, I swear." 864 00:58:56,934 --> 00:59:01,994 "How long will you show indifference, my love?" 865 00:59:02,443 --> 00:59:08,986 "Will you marry me?" 866 00:59:09,701 --> 00:59:13,493 "How long will you conceal your youth, my love?" 867 00:59:13,542 --> 00:59:17,074 "How long will you torment the bachelors?" 868 00:59:17,177 --> 00:59:22,038 "Someday you are going to become someone's bride." 869 00:59:22,373 --> 00:59:28,978 "Will you marry me?" 870 00:59:29,471 --> 00:59:35,986 "Will you marry me?" 871 00:59:36,678 --> 00:59:43,281 "I will marry you" 872 00:59:44,113 --> 00:59:50,986 "I will marry you" No. 873 00:59:52,050 --> 00:59:54,405 Cheater! Betrayer! 874 01:00:24,251 --> 01:00:25,415 I'm very happy. 875 01:00:26,531 --> 01:00:27,411 Sunny. 876 01:00:33,108 --> 01:00:33,814 Sunny. 877 01:00:35,259 --> 01:00:36,339 Rani. 878 01:00:36,579 --> 01:00:38,946 You never told me you play the guitar so well. 879 01:00:39,571 --> 01:00:41,651 - Rani. - What a revelation! 880 01:00:42,252 --> 01:00:43,252 I'm impressed. 881 01:00:43,379 --> 01:00:44,822 "Wicked Sunny." 882 01:00:45,123 --> 01:00:49,123 All those lessons in guitar seem worthwhile today. 883 01:00:49,411 --> 01:00:50,783 - Sunny. - How sweet. 884 01:00:50,923 --> 01:00:52,083 Have a laddoo. 885 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:53,580 What's the occasion? 886 01:00:53,746 --> 01:00:57,381 I told you I want to participate in the fashion designing competition 887 01:00:57,651 --> 01:01:00,522 - I paid the entry fees today. - Really? 888 01:01:00,664 --> 01:01:01,507 I don't believe it. 889 01:01:01,811 --> 01:01:03,091 - I'll take two laddoos. - Why? 890 01:01:03,209 --> 01:01:05,572 One for me and one for my God. 891 01:01:07,052 --> 01:01:08,772 "He's going to steal the princess away." 892 01:01:09,038 --> 01:01:10,198 Go ahead. 893 01:01:11,701 --> 01:01:12,365 Thank you. 894 01:01:12,437 --> 01:01:13,532 - Bye. - "Wicked Sunny." 895 01:01:24,417 --> 01:01:25,478 What a shame. 896 01:01:26,864 --> 01:01:30,230 Bloody unturned drum! Did your father ever play a guitar? Give it here. 897 01:01:30,755 --> 01:01:33,578 Papa is... a businessman in Indore. 898 01:01:33,698 --> 01:01:36,045 A businessman, really? And you were playing the guitar, eh? 899 01:01:36,293 --> 01:01:38,469 When did I say that? The poor girl thought it was me. 900 01:01:38,526 --> 01:01:42,406 And you were tongue-tied, no? You could only grin. 901 01:01:42,573 --> 01:01:47,986 - Couldn't you say that it was me? - Am I nuts to tell her that... 902 01:01:48,034 --> 01:01:51,142 ...it wasn't me but it was our master Sameer Malhotra who was playing? 903 01:01:51,660 --> 01:01:53,420 She was so impressed, dude. 904 01:01:53,532 --> 01:01:56,298 And she even saw the posters of your goddesses. 905 01:01:56,332 --> 01:01:57,752 Know what she said? What a shame. 906 01:02:01,294 --> 01:02:06,294 You're in my half. I'll kiss anything that comes my way, I told you. 907 01:02:07,597 --> 01:02:12,277 The priest said it right! You are not Sunny but Shani 908 01:02:13,191 --> 01:02:14,431 Stay away from me. 909 01:02:15,911 --> 01:02:18,361 "Sunny. Sunny. Kiss me, baby." 910 01:02:22,917 --> 01:02:26,939 I got my temper under control! I wish I could tear you apart. 911 01:02:28,867 --> 01:02:29,750 He's coming. 912 01:02:29,862 --> 01:02:34,400 Sunny, haven't I reminded you to pay the rent? 913 01:02:34,945 --> 01:02:37,884 I've mailed the address to Daddy He should be sending the money. 914 01:02:38,015 --> 01:02:41,259 If it doesn't arrive this time you will have to leave. Remember. 915 01:02:41,284 --> 01:02:46,720 Uncle... did I ever harass you? Have I ever troubled you, aunt? 916 01:02:47,282 --> 01:02:49,429 Then why don't you clean the railings? Look... 917 01:02:50,786 --> 01:02:53,509 Pay the rent, we'll clean it daily. What? 918 01:02:53,584 --> 01:02:56,064 - He's gone. - You should've told me. 919 01:02:56,796 --> 01:02:58,796 - Is Mr Duggal in? - Yes. So? 920 01:02:59,115 --> 01:03:02,885 There's a letter for Sunny. Sunny stays here, right? 921 01:03:03,187 --> 01:03:04,627 Yes, dammit! Go in. 922 01:03:08,515 --> 01:03:10,555 Mr Duggal, there's a letter for Sunny. 923 01:03:12,243 --> 01:03:14,203 Hey, where are you going? 924 01:03:14,755 --> 01:03:15,875 - Give me. - Two? 925 01:03:16,386 --> 01:03:18,125 Two letters? Whom is the second letter for? 926 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,800 Only one! I asked him to give it. 927 01:03:21,168 --> 01:03:23,648 - So take it and drive him out. - I'm going. 928 01:03:23,792 --> 01:03:26,512 Move it. Do you fancy eating and sleeping here? Has he left? 929 01:03:29,488 --> 01:03:31,048 Okay, read the letter. 930 01:03:31,374 --> 01:03:33,220 It's for Sunny Why should we read it? 931 01:03:33,489 --> 01:03:35,489 Why not? He's our tenant. 932 01:03:35,529 --> 01:03:37,009 We must know what type of a person he is... 933 01:03:37,089 --> 01:03:38,289 ...what kind of people write to him. 934 01:03:38,456 --> 01:03:39,157 Read. 935 01:03:40,953 --> 01:03:41,876 Go on. 936 01:03:43,064 --> 01:03:46,304 - Let me open it. - Is it made of steel? 937 01:03:46,864 --> 01:03:49,984 Dearest son, Sunny, ever since you have left, I've been worried. 938 01:03:50,192 --> 01:03:54,432 Your planes are grieving. There's no one to pilot them. 939 01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:59,560 Son, without you, what use are six bunglows and eight factories to me? 940 01:03:59,937 --> 01:04:02,537 I hear, you are staying with a beggar. 941 01:04:02,883 --> 01:04:04,977 If you wish to extend your stay, revert back. 942 01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:09,462 I'll present a huge bungalow to your landlord. 943 01:04:09,830 --> 01:04:10,884 Your Papa. 944 01:04:11,965 --> 01:04:13,845 - "Wicked Sunny." - What happened? 945 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,040 Sorry, Uncle. 946 01:04:16,416 --> 01:04:18,856 - I must leave now. - Where are you going, son? 947 01:04:19,592 --> 01:04:23,313 Papa hasn't sent money, not even a letter. How can I stay here? 948 01:04:23,482 --> 01:04:26,922 Did I really offend you? Do you have a problem here, son? 949 01:04:27,586 --> 01:04:29,876 - No, no. - All I have on me is a fake coin. 950 01:04:30,067 --> 01:04:31,627 You guys snatched 10,000 bucks from me... 951 01:04:32,178 --> 01:04:33,680 ...and you ask me if I have a problem... 952 01:04:33,705 --> 01:04:37,829 ...10,000? Just ask me, and I'll give you 10,000 every day. 953 01:04:38,082 --> 01:04:40,243 But please don't quit this place. 954 01:04:41,074 --> 01:04:44,368 From now on, we'll cook for you. I'll do your laundry too. 955 01:04:44,401 --> 01:04:47,241 Let go of my hand, will you? And who will wear my underwear? 956 01:04:47,481 --> 01:04:50,401 I will do that. I'll even give you a bath. 957 01:04:50,569 --> 01:04:53,384 - But don't ever leave this place. - Don't ever go, son. 958 01:04:54,034 --> 01:04:55,344 Tell you something... 959 01:04:56,466 --> 01:05:00,048 ...somebody has rightly said, if you want true love... 960 01:05:00,801 --> 01:05:03,421 ...stay in a poor man's shanty. 961 01:05:03,641 --> 01:05:04,937 "Wicked Sunny." 962 01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,728 Put the binoculars down! Else, I'll inform the Colonel. 963 01:05:10,753 --> 01:05:11,343 Go ahead. 964 01:05:13,554 --> 01:05:15,828 Are you boozing? I told you not to drink, didn't I? 965 01:05:15,996 --> 01:05:18,436 - Wait till I tell Mr Duggal. - Go ahead and tell him. 966 01:05:19,673 --> 01:05:22,473 You wait here! Mr Duggal! 967 01:05:23,186 --> 01:05:24,435 Who the hell? 968 01:05:28,974 --> 01:05:30,336 Are you boozing here? 969 01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:34,063 Do you want me to sit on the roof? What if I fall down? 970 01:05:34,104 --> 01:05:36,138 You're drunk I can't! 971 01:05:37,215 --> 01:05:38,855 You are blind now, I'll talk to you in the morning. 972 01:05:38,994 --> 01:05:41,660 Makes no difference. I've been blind since morning. 973 01:05:41,685 --> 01:05:46,544 Don't mind the poor fellow. Here, grab your bottle. 974 01:05:47,057 --> 01:05:48,091 - Where? - Here you are. 975 01:05:48,623 --> 01:05:52,482 See? That's a tenant. 976 01:05:52,544 --> 01:05:55,544 And you never treated me even to a cup of tea. 977 01:05:56,140 --> 01:05:58,591 He's helping me live it up, you know. 978 01:05:59,008 --> 01:06:00,067 Where is he taking you? 979 01:06:00,807 --> 01:06:04,044 Oh, I forgot! We got to meet Bijli! Let's go. 980 01:06:04,256 --> 01:06:07,216 Come on. Not there... this way. 981 01:06:07,312 --> 01:06:10,739 - Don't go. It's a bad habit. - Don't go, my foot! 982 01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:16,368 - Clear the litter, will you? - He tells me to clear the litter. 983 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:19,872 Don't do it. It's my house. Who is he to give orders? 984 01:06:20,184 --> 01:06:23,372 - I'm going to throw it away! - Pick it up and throw it outside! 985 01:06:23,415 --> 01:06:24,739 Here goes! 986 01:06:28,872 --> 01:06:31,352 - Who got smashed? - Who? 987 01:06:31,521 --> 01:06:33,175 The Colonel. 988 01:06:33,580 --> 01:06:37,217 - Who hit him? - Brother Sameer. 989 01:06:37,781 --> 01:06:42,938 Our friendly neighbourhood hunter. He's hunted many a colonel down! 990 01:06:44,604 --> 01:06:46,844 You are in my half, let me kiss you. 991 01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:48,357 Go, neck Bijli! 992 01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:52,101 Rani, once again, forgive me. 993 01:06:52,733 --> 01:06:55,222 Neck Bijli, you will be forgiven. 994 01:06:55,343 --> 01:06:58,503 Another 15,000? What for? I have already paid 20,000. 995 01:06:58,718 --> 01:07:01,105 That was entry fees. 15,000 is entertainment tax. 996 01:07:02,614 --> 01:07:05,300 You should've told me before. The show is at hand, how can I raise? 997 01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:08,784 Entertainment tax is a government policy. Everybody knows that. 998 01:07:09,319 --> 01:07:10,128 I am very sorry. 999 01:07:10,301 --> 01:07:13,612 If you don't pay by evening, you cannot do the show tomorrow. 1000 01:07:13,998 --> 01:07:17,158 Why can't she? She is my Rani. 1001 01:07:20,192 --> 01:07:21,167 Now what, madam? 1002 01:07:23,569 --> 01:07:24,151 Rani... 1003 01:07:24,699 --> 01:07:26,739 Don't weep... please don't. 1004 01:07:27,258 --> 01:07:28,136 You will do the show. 1005 01:07:29,418 --> 01:07:31,362 I promise you, you will do the show. 1006 01:07:35,026 --> 01:07:38,346 Sis, I just heard that the government says... 1007 01:07:38,698 --> 01:07:43,339 ...it's illegal to get a girl married before she turns 21. 1008 01:07:44,787 --> 01:07:48,147 Which means you have three more years to go, sis. 1009 01:07:49,754 --> 01:07:52,434 And your sister-in-law has only three days. 1010 01:07:53,107 --> 01:07:57,227 Why don't you concentrate on your studies for the next three years? 1011 01:08:00,417 --> 01:08:02,737 Shall I break the pot? 1012 01:08:05,027 --> 01:08:07,907 Thank you, dear sister. 1013 01:08:15,401 --> 01:08:18,801 Still short of 5000! I'm seriously stressed now. 1014 01:08:21,258 --> 01:08:23,578 You got to help me now, God. 1015 01:08:33,013 --> 01:08:35,973 That was for my sister's studies! You could've broken Your piggy bank. 1016 01:09:50,036 --> 01:09:51,544 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 1017 01:09:51,623 --> 01:09:54,434 I hope you'll enjoyed the scintillating show we had tonight. 1018 01:09:54,860 --> 01:09:57,940 It gives me great pleasure to announce the winner. 1019 01:09:58,035 --> 01:10:00,153 Rani Jagraj Singh, from Goa. 1020 01:10:01,836 --> 01:10:03,723 Rani! Fantastic! 1021 01:10:05,571 --> 01:10:08,770 - Congratulations and all the very best. - Thank you. 1022 01:10:12,317 --> 01:10:14,797 Come here... do you know her? 1023 01:10:14,995 --> 01:10:16,515 No, but she is really hot. 1024 01:10:16,859 --> 01:10:20,481 Hot, eh? You're throwing kisses at your sisters? 1025 01:10:20,506 --> 01:10:21,426 Hey, what's wrong? 1026 01:10:21,491 --> 01:10:23,270 Thank you. Thank you so much. 1027 01:10:24,786 --> 01:10:26,124 This is like a dream come true. 1028 01:10:26,483 --> 01:10:28,820 I can't figure out what to say. 1029 01:10:30,963 --> 01:10:33,723 Many people are responsible for this dream come true. 1030 01:10:34,588 --> 01:10:39,481 But there is someone I want to specially thank. 1031 01:10:39,620 --> 01:10:41,860 "Beloved." 1032 01:10:42,062 --> 01:10:44,497 I don't know his name, nor do I recognise him 1033 01:10:45,416 --> 01:10:49,549 I've never met him, but he's the anonymous friend... 1034 01:10:50,316 --> 01:10:54,931 ...who helped me out when I needed support the most. 1035 01:10:56,314 --> 01:11:01,176 - He calls himself my well-wisher. - "Come along beloved". 1036 01:11:01,936 --> 01:11:05,356 I appeal to him. If you can hear me... 1037 01:11:06,355 --> 01:11:11,512 ...please come and meet me. I'd like to personally thank you. 1038 01:11:12,575 --> 01:11:15,128 "Come along beloved." 1039 01:11:15,153 --> 01:11:17,751 - Please. - "Come along beloved". 1040 01:11:17,776 --> 01:11:18,856 Thank you. 1041 01:11:19,171 --> 01:11:21,270 "Beloved." 1042 01:11:36,343 --> 01:11:40,809 My dear God, grandma always says that a princess will come into my life. 1043 01:11:41,574 --> 01:11:42,974 But not even a maid-servant has come into it till today. 1044 01:11:43,671 --> 01:11:46,614 But I feel today as if the Princess will surely come. 1045 01:11:47,310 --> 01:11:50,481 God, don't mess up things. I love her too much 1046 01:11:50,856 --> 01:11:53,801 I'd have called her home, but Sunny's around, you see? 1047 01:11:54,550 --> 01:11:57,190 So I've called her here. Nothing wrong, is there? 1048 01:11:57,420 --> 01:12:00,500 Nothing wrong. Everything you've done is good 1049 01:12:02,251 --> 01:12:06,067 I've heard it all Sameer. That which you tried to say... 1050 01:12:06,691 --> 01:12:07,852 ...and also that which you didn't say. 1051 01:12:09,230 --> 01:12:10,630 You did so much for me... 1052 01:12:11,710 --> 01:12:13,075 ...and didn't even let me know? 1053 01:12:33,671 --> 01:12:44,098 "You shall pine at heart, my love..." 1054 01:12:44,430 --> 01:12:54,489 "...by God, you too shall fall in love." 1055 01:12:55,110 --> 01:13:05,505 "At heart, I shall desire you too..." 1056 01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:15,911 "...by God, I hope I fall in love too." 1057 01:13:48,627 --> 01:13:49,947 "You're charming..." 1058 01:13:50,067 --> 01:13:53,981 "...you're my love, you're my romance" 1059 01:13:54,006 --> 01:13:59,111 "I'm bowled over... yes, I acknowledge that" 1060 01:13:59,387 --> 01:14:04,747 "I know, your love is full of mischief." 1061 01:14:04,773 --> 01:14:09,684 "But I can't help it, my heart just won't agree." 1062 01:14:10,214 --> 01:14:15,374 "How I wish I rule your heart." 1063 01:14:15,479 --> 01:14:25,817 "By God, may you fall in love too." 1064 01:14:52,706 --> 01:14:58,036 "They call me beautiful, they call me the proud one..." 1065 01:14:58,302 --> 01:15:03,274 "...and you've gone crazy; you have no control over your heart" 1066 01:15:03,442 --> 01:15:08,984 "I'm no less crazy. I'm not conceding defeat" 1067 01:15:09,048 --> 01:15:14,454 "I'm here to steal your heart, and steal it, I will." 1068 01:15:14,551 --> 01:15:19,695 "How I wish I begin to trust you." 1069 01:15:19,815 --> 01:15:24,711 "By God, I hope I fall in love too." 1070 01:15:24,862 --> 01:15:35,786 "May you begin to pine at heart." 1071 01:15:46,566 --> 01:15:57,458 "By God, may you fall in love too." 1072 01:16:02,006 --> 01:16:05,486 God! What a sweet dream! Make it come true, please! 1073 01:16:10,030 --> 01:16:11,302 "Beloved." 1074 01:16:11,357 --> 01:16:12,636 Here she is! 1075 01:16:12,686 --> 01:16:16,731 "Come along beloved." 1076 01:16:16,847 --> 01:16:19,825 By the way, You've done a great job in making her, God. 1077 01:16:22,326 --> 01:16:28,028 "Come along beloved." 1078 01:16:31,310 --> 01:16:33,450 Sunny? Can't be! 1079 01:16:36,223 --> 01:16:36,848 Sunny. 1080 01:16:37,438 --> 01:16:39,838 God, why's he? 1081 01:16:43,826 --> 01:16:45,669 Sunny! You? 1082 01:16:47,086 --> 01:16:48,806 Which means you're the well-wisher? 1083 01:16:49,086 --> 01:16:51,806 I didn't want to say it. But I knew... 1084 01:16:52,295 --> 01:16:54,095 ...you'd get to know some day. 1085 01:16:55,126 --> 01:16:56,411 But... 1086 01:16:56,558 --> 01:16:57,798 Thank you. 1087 01:17:00,830 --> 01:17:05,426 God. Stop necking him! Give me the hug! 1088 01:17:05,745 --> 01:17:07,087 He's a fraud! 1089 01:17:09,766 --> 01:17:12,286 You... my? 1090 01:17:15,437 --> 01:17:16,957 Let's go. 1091 01:17:18,246 --> 01:17:19,372 Rani! 1092 01:17:35,926 --> 01:17:38,886 "Beloved." 1093 01:17:41,259 --> 01:17:44,902 "Beloved..." 1094 01:17:46,841 --> 01:17:50,502 Rani! Don't go with him! I'm me... I'm not him! 1095 01:17:51,734 --> 01:17:53,442 Oh, God. What are you doing? 1096 01:17:58,866 --> 01:18:00,086 What to do now? 1097 01:18:07,815 --> 01:18:11,215 "Beloved..." 1098 01:18:18,483 --> 01:18:20,726 I'm the one she loves. Leave her alone! 1099 01:18:30,614 --> 01:18:32,214 "Come along beloved." 1100 01:18:32,334 --> 01:18:36,574 God! Make him see reason! Let go of her cheek, you scoundrel! 1101 01:18:42,654 --> 01:18:45,679 Rani, I'm the real one! I'm not him! 1102 01:19:12,608 --> 01:19:14,092 Out of the way, Colonel! 1103 01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:17,040 Step aside! 1104 01:19:17,111 --> 01:19:19,014 What? Step up? 1105 01:19:20,029 --> 01:19:21,549 Out of the way! 1106 01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:23,560 Out! 1107 01:19:29,237 --> 01:19:33,717 Sunny, don't be shy, have some more. Eat to your fill. 1108 01:19:34,282 --> 01:19:36,962 The milk reminds me of home. 1109 01:19:37,714 --> 01:19:39,954 - This is your home too. - Absolutely. 1110 01:19:40,321 --> 01:19:43,483 We can't ever forget what you have done for our Rani. 1111 01:19:43,646 --> 01:19:47,566 - And you didn't even let me know. - Ma always says... 1112 01:19:48,046 --> 01:19:50,446 ...your left hand must not know what your right hand does. 1113 01:19:50,686 --> 01:19:52,486 Hear that? Such lofty ideals! 1114 01:19:52,806 --> 01:19:56,006 Pickles! I don't know where they are. 1115 01:19:56,406 --> 01:19:59,741 - Not pickles, ideals, darling. - Ideals, I see. 1116 01:20:00,838 --> 01:20:05,406 They are poles apart. One is an angel while the other is a demon. 1117 01:20:05,964 --> 01:20:09,646 The more distance I keep from him, the closer he gets to deal a blow. 1118 01:20:10,340 --> 01:20:13,966 With a football, when I'm at home. With a bottle, when I'm outside. 1119 01:20:14,413 --> 01:20:15,806 When I'm walking on the footpath... 1120 01:20:15,926 --> 01:20:17,686 ...he calls me in the middle of the road... 1121 01:20:17,766 --> 01:20:19,514 ...and rams his motorbike into me. 1122 01:20:21,659 --> 01:20:25,015 Be careful. Say it again, Sameer. 1123 01:20:26,054 --> 01:20:28,358 Colonel, I'm sorry, I've been a bloody fool. 1124 01:20:28,383 --> 01:20:30,491 Accept these flowers and please forgive me. 1125 01:20:30,590 --> 01:20:33,491 Okay, I forgive you. 1126 01:20:34,429 --> 01:20:36,709 - Where does the Colonel get his Voice? - God knows. 1127 01:20:37,429 --> 01:20:38,669 Where did he transpire from? 1128 01:20:39,109 --> 01:20:41,269 Wake up! We are here. 1129 01:20:41,528 --> 01:20:42,605 How much? 1130 01:20:42,829 --> 01:20:44,389 Who is this sleepy character? 1131 01:20:44,709 --> 01:20:45,684 A security guard. 1132 01:20:45,709 --> 01:20:47,989 He tried to mess with me, I put him on a three-months' night shift. 1133 01:20:49,164 --> 01:20:52,022 No wonder he brings his wife to make an appeal to you. 1134 01:20:52,907 --> 01:20:54,600 Uncle! What a pleasant surprise. 1135 01:20:56,630 --> 01:20:59,870 - How are you, dear niece? - You've pulled down! 1136 01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:02,589 Can't tell you what I've been through. 1137 01:21:03,051 --> 01:21:07,616 Rani's uncle? This man could've been your Cupid... 1138 01:21:07,746 --> 01:21:09,986 ...but you've already plunged him into the darkness. 1139 01:21:10,795 --> 01:21:14,952 Brother-in-law, you are wrapped all over in bandages? What happened? 1140 01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:17,844 Sunny, he is my wife's brother. 1141 01:21:18,492 --> 01:21:22,452 Swine! Where have you been all this while? 1142 01:21:23,164 --> 01:21:26,225 Brother, I'm cross with you. We live in the same city, yet... 1143 01:21:26,404 --> 01:21:28,444 ...you haven't been here for months. 1144 01:21:28,564 --> 01:21:31,964 What city, sister? I don't even get to see my wife. 1145 01:21:32,044 --> 01:21:32,866 What does that mean? 1146 01:21:33,364 --> 01:21:36,524 This new manager, the swine, has put me on night shift since two months. 1147 01:21:36,884 --> 01:21:39,684 He sleeps during the daytime, and stays up like an owl during the nights. 1148 01:21:39,772 --> 01:21:42,012 He's suffering from constipation and acidity. 1149 01:21:42,204 --> 01:21:44,210 Look at the dark circles below his eyes. 1150 01:21:45,004 --> 01:21:48,044 That's fine, but who's that scoundrel? 1151 01:21:48,410 --> 01:21:49,690 That's fine, but who are you? 1152 01:21:49,715 --> 01:21:51,875 Uncle, he is Sunny. Our neighbour. 1153 01:21:51,949 --> 01:21:53,469 I see. Glad to meet you. 1154 01:21:53,644 --> 01:21:55,006 We'll meet later. 1155 01:21:55,044 --> 01:21:56,684 You were talking about some manager... 1156 01:21:56,964 --> 01:21:58,804 Don't even mention the swine. 1157 01:21:58,829 --> 01:21:59,702 "Wicked Sunny." 1158 01:21:59,764 --> 01:22:01,404 What has he done? 1159 01:22:01,676 --> 01:22:03,339 He's made life miserable for me. 1160 01:22:03,364 --> 01:22:05,964 - What's his name? - Bloody Saturn! Shut up. 1161 01:22:06,100 --> 01:22:07,210 Sameer. 1162 01:22:07,444 --> 01:22:11,444 Uncle, our Sameer. Your neighbour. My roommate Sameer. 1163 01:22:11,484 --> 01:22:13,471 What? Sameer stays in the neighbourhood? 1164 01:22:13,519 --> 01:22:14,023 Yes. 1165 01:22:14,048 --> 01:22:16,866 - Which beggar in the neighbourhood? - Not a beggar, it's Sameer. 1166 01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:19,467 One who wrecked you! Now he's after him. 1167 01:22:19,558 --> 01:22:19,870 Look. 1168 01:22:19,895 --> 01:22:21,663 - See. - "Wicked Sunny." 1169 01:22:22,073 --> 01:22:25,014 That swine is after my whole family. 1170 01:22:26,361 --> 01:22:28,397 Time's not favorable, Sameer. 1171 01:22:29,161 --> 01:22:34,001 Forget the flowers, forget the colonel, placate the uncle. 1172 01:22:34,393 --> 01:22:35,256 Uncle... 1173 01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:41,671 Uncle. Uncle. Oh Uncle. 1174 01:22:42,310 --> 01:22:45,889 The tables have turned. Now watch the fun. 1175 01:22:47,243 --> 01:22:51,514 Uncle, aunt... I've got some presents for you. 1176 01:22:51,561 --> 01:22:52,401 Okay. Okay. 1177 01:22:52,481 --> 01:22:54,905 - Skirt and blouse for you. - Thank you. 1178 01:22:55,142 --> 01:22:57,422 Bush shirt for you, uncle. 1179 01:22:57,977 --> 01:22:59,358 Sweets for the kids. 1180 01:22:59,940 --> 01:23:02,053 Also some fruits for the two of you. 1181 01:23:02,601 --> 01:23:06,016 I hope you don't expect these things to bear fruit? 1182 01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:09,681 Oh no, of course not. 1183 01:23:10,702 --> 01:23:14,729 Uncle, if by any chance I have uttered something wrong... 1184 01:23:15,196 --> 01:23:20,952 ...please forgive me. I've realised that I've been unfair to you. 1185 01:23:21,339 --> 01:23:23,460 You are off the night shift. 1186 01:23:24,139 --> 01:23:24,920 What? 1187 01:23:25,172 --> 01:23:28,307 - Then how about tonight? - Sure. 1188 01:23:28,363 --> 01:23:29,428 Yes tonight. 1189 01:23:30,259 --> 01:23:33,219 - Son-in-law... - Son-in-law? 1190 01:23:33,339 --> 01:23:38,014 Son-in-law, indeed. The other day when I asked you about Rani... 1191 01:23:38,314 --> 01:23:42,514 ...had you answered me, you'd have been married by now. 1192 01:23:43,001 --> 01:23:45,281 And I would be your uncle. 1193 01:23:45,579 --> 01:23:48,249 Uncle, a mistake is committed by mistake. 1194 01:23:48,496 --> 01:23:51,616 You must also have committed a mistake, by mistake, no? 1195 01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:54,178 Aunt, am I wrong? 1196 01:24:00,665 --> 01:24:04,265 - Hello. Hello. - Hi. 1197 01:24:12,174 --> 01:24:12,842 Sameer. 1198 01:24:14,405 --> 01:24:16,241 - Greetings. - Greetings. Come in. 1199 01:24:18,914 --> 01:24:20,264 - Colonel sahib... - You! 1200 01:24:21,643 --> 01:24:25,061 Don't you dare step inside! Stay where you are. 1201 01:24:25,627 --> 01:24:29,163 Colonel sahib, consider it my bad luck or my karma... 1202 01:24:30,323 --> 01:24:32,913 ...for all my good intentions, things invariably go wrong... 1203 01:24:33,683 --> 01:24:37,243 - ...and I end up hurting you. - 5000 people live around here. 1204 01:24:38,323 --> 01:24:43,803 Of all, why do you always choose to hurt me? 1205 01:24:43,851 --> 01:24:46,748 Colonel sahib, the new year is about to set in, in a few hours time. 1206 01:24:47,443 --> 01:24:51,043 With the passing year, let bygones be bygones, please. 1207 01:24:51,448 --> 01:24:52,882 I beg your forgiveness. 1208 01:24:55,197 --> 01:24:58,114 - Do you take me for a coward? - No. 1209 01:24:58,563 --> 01:25:01,763 Remember, I'm a soldier. 1210 01:25:03,142 --> 01:25:06,077 I kept forgiving you because I considered you a kid. 1211 01:25:06,869 --> 01:25:08,429 Not anymore. 1212 01:25:10,374 --> 01:25:12,156 Get this loud and clear. 1213 01:25:12,236 --> 01:25:12,876 Yes. 1214 01:25:13,844 --> 01:25:17,881 Henceforth, for 50 meters around me... 1215 01:25:18,332 --> 01:25:21,506 ...if I see you, or see you throwing anything... 1216 01:25:22,476 --> 01:25:25,116 ...the last time I fired my gun was against the Portuguese... 1217 01:25:25,916 --> 01:25:27,836 ...this time it's going to be you. 1218 01:25:29,460 --> 01:25:31,140 - Out. - Yes, colonel sahib. 1219 01:25:31,693 --> 01:25:32,757 Get out. 1220 01:25:33,849 --> 01:25:38,545 Uncle! Happy, happy new year. 1221 01:25:39,084 --> 01:25:41,936 Happy happy new... 1222 01:25:42,470 --> 01:25:43,750 ...handcuffs. 1223 01:25:45,850 --> 01:25:50,010 - Is this a new way to wish a new year? - I'll tell you. 1224 01:25:51,090 --> 01:25:52,264 Where's Charles? 1225 01:25:54,081 --> 01:25:59,121 - Charles? Or Sameer? - Sameer? 1226 01:25:59,850 --> 01:26:02,050 Is he a new kid in the Charles gang? 1227 01:26:03,348 --> 01:26:05,772 - Aunty! - Aunty? 1228 01:26:06,384 --> 01:26:08,424 Have women joined Charles' gang too? 1229 01:26:08,569 --> 01:26:11,209 - Aunty! - There's no aunty here! 1230 01:26:11,313 --> 01:26:14,585 - Oh, this one? - What's the problem in his pants? 1231 01:26:14,723 --> 01:26:17,155 Today he's become a police officer. 1232 01:26:17,376 --> 01:26:19,696 Become, eh? Tell me something... 1233 01:26:19,721 --> 01:26:23,460 ...you're an honest officer's wife, how do you know such criminals? 1234 01:26:23,546 --> 01:26:26,155 I'm not a criminal, ask you neighbour if you wish. 1235 01:26:26,225 --> 01:26:29,305 Who neighbour? The retired soldier? 1236 01:26:29,688 --> 01:26:33,255 Now I get it. After retirement he's been sheltering criminals. 1237 01:26:33,367 --> 01:26:37,807 - Let me go. Rani is waiting for me. - Waiting for what? 1238 01:26:39,319 --> 01:26:42,639 To murder someone? To loot a bank? 1239 01:26:43,143 --> 01:26:45,623 - Or to print fake stamp papers? - What the hell? 1240 01:26:45,712 --> 01:26:49,392 Boy, you are going to rot here until the police Van arrives. 1241 01:26:49,455 --> 01:26:52,608 Then you'll go to jail. Come on, don't stare at him. 1242 01:26:53,670 --> 01:26:59,312 The ass who smashed his head is on the loose, and I'm trapped here. 1243 01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:02,840 Am I wearing a convict's clothes? 1244 01:27:03,337 --> 01:27:05,791 Am I going to meet Rani in 2010? 1245 01:27:05,927 --> 01:27:08,256 Ladies and gentleman... 1246 01:27:08,850 --> 01:27:13,210 ...and friends, let me show you another magical act. 1247 01:27:13,747 --> 01:27:17,387 Look, this is magic. 1248 01:27:22,183 --> 01:27:22,903 Thank you. 1249 01:27:24,031 --> 01:27:26,897 Forgive me, Mr Magician, but pulling out a bouquet from a cloth... 1250 01:27:26,927 --> 01:27:30,447 ...a pigeon from a turban and a rabbit from a box is quite simple 1251 01:27:30,559 --> 01:27:32,881 I'll believe you if you can cast a spell on me. 1252 01:27:32,906 --> 01:27:35,202 He's challenging me. 1253 01:27:35,468 --> 01:27:39,811 All right, boy, it's no big deal. Lie down on the bench. 1254 01:27:39,836 --> 01:27:42,036 Sure. That's no big magic. 1255 01:27:42,174 --> 01:27:44,139 No, but it's going to be. 1256 01:27:45,470 --> 01:27:52,928 Friends, now my magic wand is going to suspend this boy in thin air. 1257 01:27:57,230 --> 01:27:59,829 If a stick can make someone float in the air... 1258 01:27:59,854 --> 01:28:02,553 ...no one would care to buy air tickets. 1259 01:28:02,896 --> 01:28:05,217 They would be waiting for the stick 1260 01:28:05,356 --> 01:28:10,647 - I'm an astrologer, you see. - Before you stands a magician, fool. 1261 01:28:11,207 --> 01:28:14,100 - C'mon, lie down! - At your service. 1262 01:28:14,125 --> 01:28:15,512 - Show me your magic. - Windbag! 1263 01:28:16,596 --> 01:28:17,676 Here I go. 1264 01:28:17,796 --> 01:28:21,053 Abracadabra! 1265 01:28:21,469 --> 01:28:25,523 Magic wand. Let the boy float in air. 1266 01:28:30,499 --> 01:28:35,749 Don't mess with a magician! Or, you will stay suspended in air. 1267 01:28:36,092 --> 01:28:38,956 Magician, I believe you now 1268 01:28:39,185 --> 01:28:42,116 I fear, I might go right up there 1269 01:28:42,304 --> 01:28:44,716 I pray, put me down. 1270 01:28:44,741 --> 01:28:46,116 All right. 1271 01:28:53,744 --> 01:28:56,803 - You've shaken everything. - Thank you very much. Thank you. 1272 01:28:56,864 --> 01:28:57,904 Oh, God, he's so good. 1273 01:28:57,984 --> 01:28:59,944 How he lifted him up, we didn't even get to know. 1274 01:29:00,504 --> 01:29:02,304 This girl wouldn't believe me. 1275 01:29:02,424 --> 01:29:03,784 She's so silly, you know. 1276 01:29:03,864 --> 01:29:06,504 Rani, your arm on my shoulder is one pretty sight. 1277 01:29:08,238 --> 01:29:10,510 Let me make it simple for you, Sameer. 1278 01:29:11,144 --> 01:29:14,784 Stay 50 meters away from Papa and 500 meters away from me. You dig? 1279 01:29:15,030 --> 01:29:16,950 I'll show you guys a wonder now. 1280 01:29:18,182 --> 01:29:20,569 You... please come here. 1281 01:29:20,846 --> 01:29:21,526 Me? 1282 01:29:21,624 --> 01:29:23,544 Don't go! He'll put you in a box... 1283 01:29:23,569 --> 01:29:24,999 ...and hack you to pieces... 1284 01:29:25,105 --> 01:29:26,925 One boy. Any one, please. 1285 01:29:26,950 --> 01:29:31,342 Mr Magician, there's a boy! Strong, rough, tough and reliable. 1286 01:29:31,714 --> 01:29:34,634 Seize your chance before Sunny arrives. Go! 1287 01:29:37,419 --> 01:29:39,514 - Come this side, please. - No, I'm fine here. 1288 01:29:39,587 --> 01:29:40,881 Please come here. 1289 01:29:41,915 --> 01:29:44,592 If he is in, I'm off. Find someone else. 1290 01:29:44,617 --> 01:29:45,772 Hang on, lady. 1291 01:29:46,788 --> 01:29:47,780 Rather I'd leave. 1292 01:29:48,788 --> 01:29:50,788 I get it. 1293 01:29:51,178 --> 01:29:53,738 The two of you are cross with each other. All right... 1294 01:29:53,907 --> 01:29:56,592 - I'll turn the enmity into friendship. - Can you do that? 1295 01:29:56,617 --> 01:29:58,589 Of course, and I'll turn your hatred into love. 1296 01:29:58,653 --> 01:29:59,761 Is that possible? 1297 01:29:59,786 --> 01:30:00,702 - Yes! - Impossible! 1298 01:30:01,073 --> 01:30:03,061 - Hang on. Your name? - Rani. 1299 01:30:03,303 --> 01:30:05,178 - And you are? - Sameer. 1300 01:30:05,203 --> 01:30:07,443 So, Sameer and Rani... 1301 01:30:08,345 --> 01:30:14,492 ...the two of you are man and wife from now on. 1302 01:30:14,920 --> 01:30:19,803 And tonight, is your first New Year night. 1303 01:30:20,404 --> 01:30:27,194 Tell everyone how much you love each other. 1304 01:30:28,882 --> 01:30:31,749 Abracadabra. 1305 01:30:53,247 --> 01:30:54,492 What are you staring at? 1306 01:30:55,068 --> 01:30:56,164 Admiring you. 1307 01:30:57,330 --> 01:31:01,046 Had you not traipsed into my life, I'd have been a nobody. 1308 01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,132 I'd have been an anklet sans the chime. 1309 01:31:05,588 --> 01:31:07,273 I'd have been a sole less shoe. 1310 01:31:09,018 --> 01:31:10,578 A heartless body. 1311 01:31:12,328 --> 01:31:14,928 - If not for you, Rani... - Not Rani... 1312 01:31:16,145 --> 01:31:18,065 ...call me Mrs Sameer Malhotra. 1313 01:31:18,568 --> 01:31:19,768 Mrs. Sameer Malhotra. 1314 01:31:21,658 --> 01:31:25,898 To be honest, I fell in love with you at first sight. 1315 01:31:26,434 --> 01:31:28,554 I have endured so much to possess you. 1316 01:31:29,758 --> 01:31:32,531 Don't torment me anymore. Come... 1317 01:31:34,746 --> 01:31:35,710 Well... 1318 01:31:37,306 --> 01:31:39,066 I can wait no longer either. 1319 01:31:52,576 --> 01:31:57,265 "Your beloved seeks your heart." 1320 01:31:57,362 --> 01:31:59,962 "Come to me, my love." 1321 01:32:05,239 --> 01:32:11,874 "Profess your love Give in to me, my love." 1322 01:32:18,219 --> 01:32:22,996 "I'm pining, so are you" 1323 01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:27,600 "I'm waiting for you." 1324 01:32:27,869 --> 01:32:34,530 "Profess your love Give in to me, my love." 1325 01:32:34,571 --> 01:32:36,931 "Come to me, my love." 1326 01:32:37,011 --> 01:32:38,331 "Come to me, my love." 1327 01:32:41,944 --> 01:32:46,648 "Your beloved seeks your heart." 1328 01:32:46,730 --> 01:32:49,164 "Come to me, my love." 1329 01:32:59,082 --> 01:33:00,902 "You want to dance..." 1330 01:33:12,372 --> 01:33:14,438 "Your charms..." 1331 01:33:14,594 --> 01:33:17,331 "...like the tempest, my love." 1332 01:33:22,464 --> 01:33:24,617 "Your looks..." 1333 01:33:24,697 --> 01:33:27,402 "My identity, my love." 1334 01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:32,468 "Gaze into my eyes." 1335 01:33:32,581 --> 01:33:37,156 "Make me belong to you." 1336 01:33:37,641 --> 01:33:43,920 "Profess your love Give in to me, my love." 1337 01:33:44,086 --> 01:33:46,287 "Come to me, my love." 1338 01:33:51,569 --> 01:33:56,214 "Your beloved seeks your heart." 1339 01:33:56,341 --> 01:33:59,407 "Come to me, my love." 1340 01:34:21,875 --> 01:34:26,914 "You have done me a favour." 1341 01:34:32,070 --> 01:34:34,150 "You are in my dreams..." 1342 01:34:34,324 --> 01:34:37,109 "You are all I desire." 1343 01:34:37,175 --> 01:34:41,822 "Let's make a legend of love." 1344 01:34:42,220 --> 01:34:46,937 "Come my love, make me go crazy in your love." 1345 01:34:47,269 --> 01:34:53,469 "Profess your love Give in to me, my love." 1346 01:34:53,651 --> 01:34:56,011 "Come to me, my love." 1347 01:35:01,076 --> 01:35:05,876 "Your beloved seeks your heart." 1348 01:35:05,987 --> 01:35:08,427 "Come to me, my love." 1349 01:35:08,531 --> 01:35:15,851 "Profess your love... give in to me, my love." 1350 01:35:35,458 --> 01:35:37,164 "Come to me, my love." 1351 01:35:38,862 --> 01:35:41,096 "Come to me, my love." 1352 01:35:42,307 --> 01:35:47,734 "Come to me, my love." 1353 01:35:56,009 --> 01:35:57,919 "Come to me, my love." 1354 01:35:59,331 --> 01:36:01,586 "Come to me, my love." 1355 01:36:02,785 --> 01:36:08,285 "Come to me, my love." 1356 01:36:09,611 --> 01:36:14,699 "Come to me, my love." 1357 01:36:16,406 --> 01:36:18,472 "You want to dance..." 1358 01:36:20,217 --> 01:36:21,897 Abracadabra. 1359 01:36:23,361 --> 01:36:24,636 Happy new year. 1360 01:36:25,066 --> 01:36:26,546 - Happy new year. - Thanks. 1361 01:36:43,457 --> 01:36:47,254 "The Prince has fallen in love with the Princess..." 1362 01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:48,868 "In first sight..." 1363 01:36:48,927 --> 01:36:51,909 - Sameer, I've been thinking. - What? 1364 01:36:52,250 --> 01:36:55,650 You can play the guitar, paint, sing... 1365 01:36:55,714 --> 01:36:57,194 ...you're quite a multi-talented man. 1366 01:36:57,779 --> 01:37:00,636 Guess why? That's because I'm me. Not you! 1367 01:37:03,199 --> 01:37:04,847 Good one. 1368 01:37:05,180 --> 01:37:07,324 - Having a ball, aren't you? - You have a great talent too. 1369 01:37:07,515 --> 01:37:11,355 - What? - You tell lies to fool people! 1370 01:37:12,496 --> 01:37:14,105 I don't believe you, God! 1371 01:37:14,323 --> 01:37:16,403 Listen, make a portrait for me too. 1372 01:37:17,214 --> 01:37:20,144 Don't mind, but I paint only beautiful people! 1373 01:37:21,203 --> 01:37:21,963 Again. 1374 01:37:21,997 --> 01:37:22,715 Okay. 1375 01:37:24,652 --> 01:37:26,569 - Know what? - What, what? 1376 01:37:26,857 --> 01:37:29,433 I'm in a great mood today. Say what you want to. 1377 01:37:30,028 --> 01:37:32,828 You aren't as innocent as you appear to be. 1378 01:37:33,836 --> 01:37:34,796 Why? 1379 01:37:35,083 --> 01:37:37,246 How you brought Rani around in just two hours last night. 1380 01:37:37,270 --> 01:37:38,270 Weren't you jealous! 1381 01:37:39,549 --> 01:37:40,789 I knew it. 1382 01:37:40,932 --> 01:37:44,097 As close as you get to her, I want to get closer to her too. 1383 01:37:45,244 --> 01:37:47,244 Aren't you jealous? Aren't you? 1384 01:37:49,732 --> 01:37:50,629 What's your problem? 1385 01:37:50,812 --> 01:37:56,024 My problem is that I want to score with my friend's girlfriends... 1386 01:37:56,049 --> 01:37:57,230 ...it makes me Very happy! 1387 01:38:00,425 --> 01:38:03,557 Okay. Okay. Okay, serious. 1388 01:38:05,924 --> 01:38:07,371 Now, that's something very serious. 1389 01:38:07,875 --> 01:38:12,511 When I get married, I want you to paint me and my wife together. 1390 01:38:13,139 --> 01:38:17,152 You know, with her at my side. And I lying down in her lap. 1391 01:38:17,931 --> 01:38:19,925 She in black-and-white, I in colour... 1392 01:38:20,359 --> 01:38:22,386 Sure, I will. 1393 01:38:23,595 --> 01:38:25,515 Whom are you marrying? Bijli? 1394 01:38:25,841 --> 01:38:27,331 No, it's Rani. 1395 01:38:29,465 --> 01:38:30,535 Aren't you jealous? Aren't you? 1396 01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:33,847 See? Your temper hurts you yourself, doesn't it? 1397 01:38:34,803 --> 01:38:37,746 'If it wasn't for the oath, I'd have squeezed him out like the tube!' 1398 01:38:41,445 --> 01:38:43,390 Happy new year, Uncle Duggal! 1399 01:38:43,533 --> 01:38:45,354 - Where's Sameer? - The brush! 1400 01:38:45,475 --> 01:38:47,855 'Get to be the master's disciple! Quick!' 1401 01:38:50,288 --> 01:38:53,728 "Life's a dream..." 1402 01:38:54,435 --> 01:38:55,915 - "In dream..." - Sunny. 1403 01:38:56,248 --> 01:38:56,715 Who? 1404 01:38:56,908 --> 01:38:58,761 "Wicked Sunny." 1405 01:38:59,475 --> 01:39:00,707 Rani, you? 1406 01:39:00,803 --> 01:39:03,763 - You can even paint! - Well, I... 1407 01:39:04,076 --> 01:39:06,956 My painting? How sweet! 1408 01:39:07,535 --> 01:39:08,095 "Wicked Sunny." 1409 01:39:08,124 --> 01:39:09,745 Tears and desires, that's how it is. 1410 01:39:10,107 --> 01:39:13,058 - You're quite a revelation, Sunny. - No revelation. 1411 01:39:13,083 --> 01:39:16,254 Painting, singing, the guitar... 1412 01:39:16,279 --> 01:39:18,240 No wonder they call you multi-talented. 1413 01:39:18,406 --> 01:39:20,046 Sameer's multi-talented too. 1414 01:39:20,309 --> 01:39:22,839 You ought to have seen him at the party last night. 1415 01:39:22,906 --> 01:39:24,346 The way he sang and danced... 1416 01:39:24,371 --> 01:39:25,564 He completely rocked the party. 1417 01:39:25,589 --> 01:39:27,110 - Oh, he rocked? - Yes! 1418 01:39:27,161 --> 01:39:29,214 I've been teaching him classical dancing and he's into rock? 1419 01:39:29,484 --> 01:39:31,484 Hey! Sameer, good. Good. 1420 01:39:31,773 --> 01:39:34,933 Anyway, fresh orange juice for the two of you. Where's he? 1421 01:39:35,508 --> 01:39:38,355 He's in the latrine right now. 1422 01:39:38,764 --> 01:39:41,964 - He'll take some time. You can wait. - No thank you. 1423 01:39:42,813 --> 01:39:45,800 Give him some and you have some too. Happy New Year. 1424 01:39:45,931 --> 01:39:47,211 Happy New Year 1425 01:39:57,852 --> 01:39:59,636 - Was Rani here? - Yes, she was. 1426 01:40:00,609 --> 01:40:02,940 You'll now ask me if even my father has even done any painting. 1427 01:40:03,499 --> 01:40:07,441 And I'll say, my Papa's a Very big businessman in Indore. 1428 01:40:07,875 --> 01:40:10,511 - You'll say, Liar, dog... - That you really are. 1429 01:40:11,434 --> 01:40:15,941 Your dream of making Rani fall in love with you will remain a pipe dream. 1430 01:40:16,306 --> 01:40:21,066 It won't be a pipe dream. Because I know what your weakness is. 1431 01:40:21,195 --> 01:40:22,915 Really? What is it? 1432 01:40:23,276 --> 01:40:26,316 You can never tell Rani that you love her. 1433 01:40:26,714 --> 01:40:30,274 So listen! I swear it on my grandma! 1434 01:40:31,122 --> 01:40:34,738 I will profess my love to Rani in the presence of the whole world today! 1435 01:40:35,850 --> 01:40:38,650 And I swear it on my father in Indore too. 1436 01:40:39,689 --> 01:40:42,489 I'm the one who'll bring Rani to this house, as a bride. 1437 01:40:43,602 --> 01:40:47,042 If my love is true, I'll be the one who'll marry Rani. 1438 01:40:47,290 --> 01:40:51,490 And if I'm determined enough, I'll lead her here by the hand. 1439 01:40:51,640 --> 01:40:55,600 For me. You are Rani's brother. 1440 01:40:56,544 --> 01:40:58,504 No brother. I'm her lover. 1441 01:41:01,390 --> 01:41:04,670 Rani, you think this lover-boy is an accomplished singer and painter 1442 01:41:05,569 --> 01:41:07,621 I'll expose him to you today. 1443 01:41:07,778 --> 01:41:08,978 Sunny. 1444 01:41:12,391 --> 01:41:13,911 C'mon, sweetheart, let's go. 1445 01:41:14,008 --> 01:41:16,215 This juice Rani brought for you I'll have it. 1446 01:41:16,360 --> 01:41:19,340 - Hold it! Who did she bring it for? - For you. 1447 01:41:19,688 --> 01:41:20,527 So I'll drink it! 1448 01:41:20,582 --> 01:41:22,102 Wicked Sunny. 1449 01:41:23,003 --> 01:41:24,016 Share it with me! 1450 01:41:25,135 --> 01:41:27,136 I can't share anything of Rani's! 1451 01:41:27,920 --> 01:41:30,200 May you find it bitter! 1452 01:41:30,918 --> 01:41:32,798 I find everything of Rani's to be sweet. 1453 01:41:34,280 --> 01:41:36,200 At least let out a burp! 1454 01:41:40,273 --> 01:41:42,353 Sunny. Sunny. 1455 01:41:42,854 --> 01:41:45,054 I'll paint a picture and also sing a song... 1456 01:41:45,527 --> 01:41:48,113 ...and expose Sunny. Okay? 1457 01:41:56,711 --> 01:42:01,441 What new ailment is this? One Duggal is difficult to tolerate. 1458 01:42:04,164 --> 01:42:08,524 Three, five? More than I can endure! 1459 01:42:14,798 --> 01:42:17,158 - Sorry! - It's okay. No problem. 1460 01:42:17,654 --> 01:42:18,824 No problem. 1461 01:42:23,838 --> 01:42:25,358 I'm happy. 1462 01:42:26,926 --> 01:42:28,269 Move! 1463 01:42:32,287 --> 01:42:34,007 Where do you think you're going? Stop there! 1464 01:42:40,606 --> 01:42:43,286 "Beloved..." 1465 01:42:43,484 --> 01:42:44,683 Sorry, Rani! 1466 01:42:45,999 --> 01:42:48,840 Lie down here, Rani. I'll put them to bed and return. 1467 01:42:53,221 --> 01:42:54,021 C'mon! 1468 01:42:55,020 --> 01:42:55,851 Eagle! 1469 01:42:56,636 --> 01:42:58,676 I'm going to make you a seagull! 1470 01:43:00,483 --> 01:43:03,847 Senior! Swat this fly! 1471 01:43:06,580 --> 01:43:14,660 You've made a mistake by messing with the Eagle Gang! 1472 01:43:43,018 --> 01:43:47,178 One Sunny I can't tolerate. And six of them walk up to me! 1473 01:43:47,876 --> 01:43:50,523 I'm going to thrash all six of them! C'mon! 1474 01:44:04,099 --> 01:44:06,461 - Mummy! - Attack boys! 1475 01:44:25,339 --> 01:44:26,500 Stupid! 1476 01:45:38,003 --> 01:45:39,211 Bravo! 1477 01:46:33,589 --> 01:46:34,869 Tommy, come here. Come here. 1478 01:46:36,277 --> 01:46:37,828 Tommy, come here. 1479 01:46:42,382 --> 01:46:46,274 You always bark at me, don't you? So bark now... bark! 1480 01:46:47,461 --> 01:46:50,641 The next time you bark, you're going to disappear. You get that? 1481 01:46:51,622 --> 01:46:54,502 Take care of your kids and your dogs! 1482 01:46:56,167 --> 01:46:58,531 I'll spare you this time. Next time, you're gone. 1483 01:47:02,076 --> 01:47:05,469 Tommy, my son, don't keep going outside. 1484 01:47:05,869 --> 01:47:08,269 There are bad people in the locality. 1485 01:47:09,807 --> 01:47:13,127 Have I ever raised my Voice with you? Have I? 1486 01:47:13,726 --> 01:47:18,048 And how Sameer was yelling at you yesterday! The insolent chap! 1487 01:47:18,754 --> 01:47:25,250 Go and play in the house, son. And don't go out... my good son! 1488 01:47:46,945 --> 01:47:48,626 "Wicked Sunny." 1489 01:47:49,278 --> 01:47:51,399 "Can do anything for the money." 1490 01:47:52,058 --> 01:47:53,818 "Wicked Sunny." 1491 01:47:54,615 --> 01:47:56,537 "I am not funny." 1492 01:47:57,193 --> 01:47:59,513 "Wicked Sunny." 1493 01:47:59,743 --> 01:48:01,378 "Anything for money." 1494 01:48:02,329 --> 01:48:04,609 "Wicked Sunny." 1495 01:48:06,479 --> 01:48:07,759 Tommy! 1496 01:48:09,673 --> 01:48:11,073 Tommy... 1497 01:48:14,242 --> 01:48:17,002 Tommy, where have you gone? 1498 01:48:18,184 --> 01:48:21,079 You ought to have considered what would happen to me without you! 1499 01:48:21,104 --> 01:48:23,704 Darling, we too are sad that Tommy's gone missing. 1500 01:48:24,432 --> 01:48:27,632 But how long will you keep starving, thinking about him? 1501 01:48:27,830 --> 01:48:31,070 Let's eat, Papa. I'm hungry too. 1502 01:48:31,336 --> 01:48:34,305 No, my child. I don't feel like it. 1503 01:48:34,806 --> 01:48:36,366 Colonel... 1504 01:48:36,552 --> 01:48:39,516 - Why don't you wait? - Did you find it? 1505 01:48:39,646 --> 01:48:43,532 I've looked everywhere in Goa, but there's no trace of Tommy. 1506 01:48:44,315 --> 01:48:48,485 I don't know where he has gone. Could someone have kidnapped him? 1507 01:48:48,811 --> 01:48:51,548 But who could be Tommy's enemy? 1508 01:48:51,713 --> 01:48:54,251 Mr Duggal! That's it. 1509 01:48:55,360 --> 01:48:58,852 No... he hasn't been around since yesterday. 1510 01:49:01,171 --> 01:49:02,780 - Sameer? - Why Sameer? 1511 01:49:04,402 --> 01:49:08,579 No, can't be Sameer. But he could do a thing like this too. 1512 01:49:09,731 --> 01:49:13,610 Remember his public threat? That he'd make the dog disappear! 1513 01:49:13,988 --> 01:49:16,602 If the dog barks, I'll kill him, I'll finish him! 1514 01:49:16,627 --> 01:49:21,305 - No way, he was drunk. - Really? But who then? 1515 01:49:22,256 --> 01:49:23,618 He's the culprit! 1516 01:49:25,084 --> 01:49:26,042 Who is it? 1517 01:49:26,338 --> 01:49:29,712 That scoundrel has broken me in every part of my body! 1518 01:49:29,802 --> 01:49:30,376 Uncle. 1519 01:49:30,467 --> 01:49:33,067 I don't know what revenge he is extracting from me... 1520 01:49:33,200 --> 01:49:35,683 ...by having Tommy separated from me! 1521 01:49:38,060 --> 01:49:41,851 Sameer! Where are you hiding, you thief? 1522 01:49:42,315 --> 01:49:48,195 This is a warning! If you don't return Tommy to me in 24 hours... 1523 01:49:48,431 --> 01:49:50,351 I'll have you sent to jail! 1524 01:49:50,791 --> 01:49:53,352 I still hold sway among the cops. 1525 01:49:53,504 --> 01:49:54,846 - I'm not sparing you! - What does that mean? 1526 01:49:54,871 --> 01:49:56,431 He has influence. 1527 01:49:56,591 --> 01:49:59,079 Give him the dog! May the worms get you! 1528 01:49:59,352 --> 01:50:02,992 What new fuss is this? Have your father treated. 1529 01:50:03,271 --> 01:50:07,911 Why'd I have my brother-in-law kidnapped anyway? Why? 1530 01:50:08,311 --> 01:50:10,151 Where am I going to look for this dog now? 1531 01:50:19,711 --> 01:50:21,768 - You have a Variety of dogs. - Hush! 1532 01:50:22,191 --> 01:50:24,231 Don't call them dogs. They take offense. 1533 01:50:24,431 --> 01:50:26,831 I've brought them up like my own children. 1534 01:50:27,351 --> 01:50:31,631 That's Rustom, that's Sohrab. Eats less, snarls all the time. 1535 01:50:31,871 --> 01:50:38,031 That's Cyrus. Faithful. But eats and enjoys a good life. 1536 01:50:38,277 --> 01:50:39,477 And that is... 1537 01:50:40,277 --> 01:50:41,907 This is the dog I want. Do you have it? 1538 01:50:42,493 --> 01:50:47,373 I do have it! That's my boy, Tin Tin! 1539 01:50:47,477 --> 01:50:48,532 Say hello! 1540 01:50:49,404 --> 01:50:51,204 Hi, Tin Tin! 1541 01:50:56,733 --> 01:51:01,719 Quite a good boy. But once he loses his temper... 1542 01:51:01,917 --> 01:51:05,305 ...he's going to bite. And remember... 1543 01:51:05,439 --> 01:51:07,759 ...don't ever give him a cold bath. 1544 01:51:08,350 --> 01:51:12,070 - But this one doesn't have a black spot. - Don't worry! 1545 01:51:12,278 --> 01:51:14,376 Here's the solution! 1546 01:51:20,957 --> 01:51:23,237 "Beloved..." 1547 01:51:25,397 --> 01:51:28,477 Mr Colonel... Look who's here 1548 01:51:29,173 --> 01:51:35,173 Tommy! My son! Where had you gone away to? 1549 01:51:35,277 --> 01:51:36,657 Where did you find him, Sameer? 1550 01:51:36,966 --> 01:51:39,337 The poor chap... was sitting by a lamp-post, shivering. 1551 01:51:39,637 --> 01:51:41,157 He used to always bark at me. 1552 01:51:41,853 --> 01:51:45,407 But this time, he said, Papa... and went for my feet. 1553 01:51:45,717 --> 01:51:49,117 He appeared to be telling me, Please take me to my Papa. 1554 01:51:49,700 --> 01:51:51,500 - Papa? - You. 1555 01:51:51,525 --> 01:51:54,727 Oh yes! He's like my son, of course! 1556 01:51:55,717 --> 01:51:57,298 Thank you, Sameer. Thank you so much. 1557 01:51:57,323 --> 01:52:00,163 Papa, it's because of Sameer that we have Tommy back today. 1558 01:52:00,277 --> 01:52:01,477 You must forgive him at least now. 1559 01:52:01,587 --> 01:52:03,987 - Sure, I forgive him! - Thank you! 1560 01:52:04,177 --> 01:52:05,597 Rama, lay the table. 1561 01:52:05,677 --> 01:52:06,477 - Come. - Let's go. 1562 01:52:06,557 --> 01:52:08,917 - Thank you so much. -Tommy, where are you gone. 1563 01:52:09,357 --> 01:52:11,277 Wicked Sunny. 1564 01:52:13,615 --> 01:52:14,330 What's happening here? 1565 01:52:14,877 --> 01:52:17,157 Look at this, Sunny! Tommy's back today because of Sameer. 1566 01:52:23,139 --> 01:52:27,132 Well done, Sameer. I am so proud of you. 1567 01:52:27,157 --> 01:52:32,637 Look me in the eye, my brother! Where did you find the dog? 1568 01:52:33,168 --> 01:52:35,680 Where did you find it? I went mad looking for it! 1569 01:52:36,272 --> 01:52:39,055 For Rani's sake, look into my eyes! 1570 01:52:39,860 --> 01:52:41,485 Where did you find the dog? 1571 01:52:43,667 --> 01:52:44,282 Tell me! 1572 01:52:46,140 --> 01:52:51,140 Sunny, I don't know what's gotten into my Tommy. 1573 01:52:51,804 --> 01:52:54,604 He's been behaving like a stranger ever since he has returned. 1574 01:52:55,364 --> 01:52:58,484 - He seems to have changed. - He has stayed with the stray dogs. 1575 01:52:59,964 --> 01:53:03,364 I know a cure! Squeeze him in a bucket of cold water! 1576 01:53:03,604 --> 01:53:07,164 - Squeeze him? - I mean, give him a cold bath. 1577 01:53:07,290 --> 01:53:08,610 Oh, I see. All right. 1578 01:53:11,282 --> 01:53:12,244 Breakfast is ready. 1579 01:53:12,269 --> 01:53:15,389 - Please sit down. - Won't you give Tommy a bath? 1580 01:53:15,924 --> 01:53:19,284 No! I'll first give Tommy a bath. I'll have breakfast later. 1581 01:53:19,364 --> 01:53:21,924 - The breakfast will get cold, papa. - I'll be back soon, my child. 1582 01:53:22,124 --> 01:53:25,204 - Let's take a bath, Tommy boy! - Where's Sameer? 1583 01:53:25,444 --> 01:53:29,324 - Sunny, please call Sameer, will you? - Not me, he sleeps till late. 1584 01:53:29,404 --> 01:53:32,444 He'll hit me for no reason. You go and call him instead. 1585 01:53:33,838 --> 01:53:34,907 All right, I'll call him. 1586 01:53:35,395 --> 01:53:39,764 "We shall overcome..." 1587 01:53:42,964 --> 01:53:43,924 Sameer. 1588 01:53:45,484 --> 01:53:46,141 Who is it? 1589 01:53:47,604 --> 01:53:49,444 Are you asleep, Sameer? Wake up! 1590 01:53:50,042 --> 01:53:53,922 Sunny, don't change your Voice and bother me! Let me sleep! 1591 01:53:58,684 --> 01:53:59,743 Sameer. 1592 01:54:02,561 --> 01:54:05,044 Rani? One second. I'll be out there. 1593 01:54:08,404 --> 01:54:10,284 "Thorn pricked me." 1594 01:54:14,225 --> 01:54:15,065 Wake up. 1595 01:54:15,145 --> 01:54:16,485 Who are you? 1596 01:54:16,929 --> 01:54:19,223 - Who on earth are you? - Bijli. 1597 01:54:19,320 --> 01:54:21,600 - But who? - It's Rani. 1598 01:54:21,945 --> 01:54:23,425 One moment, Rani. I'm coming! 1599 01:54:23,785 --> 01:54:24,545 What are you doing here? 1600 01:54:24,714 --> 01:54:26,634 - What? - What are you doing here? 1601 01:54:26,905 --> 01:54:28,465 I was sleeping with you 1602 01:54:28,625 --> 01:54:30,185 I came to call you for breakfast 1603 01:54:30,745 --> 01:54:32,641 I've said nothing! I'll join you in two seconds! 1604 01:54:33,690 --> 01:54:34,993 - Go away! - Where? 1605 01:54:35,385 --> 01:54:36,825 - Want me to come? - Go away! 1606 01:54:36,850 --> 01:54:37,930 - Give that to me? - What? 1607 01:54:38,265 --> 01:54:39,665 - That one. - What? 1608 01:54:39,945 --> 01:54:40,745 That one. 1609 01:54:40,908 --> 01:54:41,588 May I come? 1610 01:54:42,736 --> 01:54:44,412 I'm coming inside. Sameer. 1611 01:54:53,056 --> 01:54:53,907 Oh! God. 1612 01:54:56,985 --> 01:54:58,585 I'm so sorry, Rani. How disgusting! 1613 01:54:59,193 --> 01:55:03,391 - What you think is wrong, Rani! - How about what I see? 1614 01:55:03,975 --> 01:55:07,048 This one? It's not mine. It's hers! You wear this. 1615 01:55:07,368 --> 01:55:10,768 I've done nothing wrong, Rani. Please try to understand... 1616 01:55:12,287 --> 01:55:12,969 You... 1617 01:55:14,795 --> 01:55:15,955 I'll fix you! 1618 01:55:16,384 --> 01:55:17,399 Rani... 1619 01:55:17,440 --> 01:55:19,606 I swear it on you, Rani! I don't know that girl! 1620 01:55:19,637 --> 01:55:21,296 How could you with a girl you don't know? 1621 01:55:21,605 --> 01:55:23,765 I swear, I don't even know her! 1622 01:55:23,944 --> 01:55:25,944 Without knowing them will you call just about any girl? 1623 01:55:26,109 --> 01:55:27,229 Listen to me, Rani... 1624 01:55:27,853 --> 01:55:30,453 You've started getting girls into your bed now! 1625 01:55:36,489 --> 01:55:38,777 - This is too much, Rani! Listen to me! - What? 1626 01:55:45,731 --> 01:55:47,880 - Good morning, boss. - Boss? 1627 01:55:50,026 --> 01:55:52,986 Hey girl, can't you hear what boss is saying to you? 1628 01:55:53,332 --> 01:55:55,772 Do just as the boss says. Okay? 1629 01:55:55,852 --> 01:55:59,201 Else the Eagle Gang will catch you and present you to the boss, okay? 1630 01:55:59,310 --> 01:56:01,372 - What are you guys saying? - Command us, boss! 1631 01:56:01,490 --> 01:56:05,690 No one dares oppose you! Do what you want to. Here on the streets! 1632 01:56:05,732 --> 01:56:07,132 - Go for her! Grab her! - Grab her? 1633 01:56:07,591 --> 01:56:08,907 - Grab her? - No, I won't. 1634 01:56:08,932 --> 01:56:10,092 This was all that was left! 1635 01:56:10,227 --> 01:56:12,747 - You're a loafer. And a drunkard! - No, no. 1636 01:56:12,772 --> 01:56:15,627 You're a womaniser! Now you're leader of the Eagle gang! 1637 01:56:15,652 --> 01:56:17,380 - I'm not the leader. - Shame on you, Sameer! 1638 01:56:18,738 --> 01:56:22,708 Forget her, boss. There's one better than the other in Goa. 1639 01:56:22,890 --> 01:56:25,786 Point out a girl. She'll be in your arms. 1640 01:56:25,905 --> 01:56:29,216 Yes, every where is ours rule. Boss, just give order. 1641 01:56:29,719 --> 01:56:30,879 Rani! 1642 01:56:31,670 --> 01:56:33,710 Rani! 1643 01:56:34,061 --> 01:56:40,107 After a nice cold bath... Tommy will become a handsome boy. 1644 01:56:40,590 --> 01:56:44,430 He'll be good looking. Those dirty dogs in the lane? 1645 01:56:44,630 --> 01:56:48,425 Don't ever play with them, okay? See how dirty you are. 1646 01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:54,027 Good boy! Good boy! 1647 01:56:54,052 --> 01:56:57,364 Bravo... 1648 01:56:59,650 --> 01:57:03,637 What's this? A black dye? 1649 01:57:05,430 --> 01:57:08,427 So this isn't my Tommy! Hey... 1650 01:57:11,095 --> 01:57:12,645 Are you a wild dog? 1651 01:57:21,871 --> 01:57:22,863 Rama! 1652 01:57:23,830 --> 01:57:25,510 The dog has bitten me! 1653 01:57:27,310 --> 01:57:30,773 Rama! It isn't our Tommy! 1654 01:57:35,041 --> 01:57:40,996 It's a duplicate of Tommy! Sameer has given us a wild dog! 1655 01:57:41,380 --> 01:57:42,220 - Oh my God! - See. 1656 01:57:42,390 --> 01:57:46,310 The black dye came off when I was giving it a bath! Look! 1657 01:57:46,572 --> 01:57:51,484 I'm not sparing Sameer! He's made the dog bite me! 1658 01:57:51,670 --> 01:57:54,470 God! He acts like a butcher! 1659 01:57:54,924 --> 01:57:56,484 After beating him black and blue... 1660 01:57:56,510 --> 01:57:58,150 ...he's now setting the dogs after him! 1661 01:57:58,372 --> 01:58:00,332 He has no respect for his elders! 1662 01:58:00,605 --> 01:58:02,725 He'll need to take 14 injections in the stomach now. 1663 01:58:02,750 --> 01:58:06,070 - Go and take the first one. - Go on... 1664 01:58:06,151 --> 01:58:08,366 Tiny injections they'll give him. 1665 01:58:10,578 --> 01:58:12,640 Stop it, stop it... 1666 01:58:14,310 --> 01:58:16,950 - Rickety old rickshaw! - That'll be 40 rupees, ma'am. 1667 01:58:17,258 --> 01:58:17,929 Here you are. 1668 01:58:19,387 --> 01:58:20,093 But this is 20 Rupees. 1669 01:58:20,555 --> 01:58:25,718 Every senior citizen gets a discount of 50 percent. 1670 01:58:25,981 --> 01:58:28,288 Whether it's the bus or a railway train. 1671 01:58:28,452 --> 01:58:31,218 Besides, yours is a rickety old rickshaw! 1672 01:58:37,586 --> 01:58:39,266 Grandma! 1673 01:58:39,468 --> 01:58:43,708 - Grandma is here! - Oh God. 1674 01:58:44,437 --> 01:58:47,629 Look at this kid! He's calling me a grandma! 1675 01:58:48,004 --> 01:58:51,884 - Sameer... - Grandma, don't call Sameer. 1676 01:58:51,909 --> 01:58:53,509 - He's a bad boy! - Why? 1677 01:58:53,651 --> 01:58:56,371 He ran away with my chocolate yesterday. 1678 01:58:56,699 --> 01:59:01,077 And today, I will run away with your glasses! 1679 01:59:01,283 --> 01:59:04,972 - Give my glasses to me! - I'm running away... come after me! 1680 01:59:04,997 --> 01:59:07,397 - My glasses... - What's happening here? 1681 01:59:07,746 --> 01:59:11,929 Make this old fossil see reason, please. 1682 01:59:12,157 --> 01:59:14,734 - But he's my husband. - What! 1683 01:59:14,844 --> 01:59:17,724 - No, I'm her son! - Son? 1684 01:59:17,773 --> 01:59:23,530 She's my Mummy! Mummy, ask grandma to get me a chocolate! 1685 01:59:23,573 --> 01:59:26,613 My darling son, give my glasses to me. 1686 01:59:26,638 --> 01:59:28,598 - On one condition. - What? 1687 01:59:28,772 --> 01:59:32,172 - We'll play Cricket with it. - I can't see anything! 1688 01:59:32,213 --> 01:59:35,813 I'll toss it up like a ball. You must catch it. 1689 01:59:43,733 --> 01:59:47,973 Everyone in Rani's family hates me. That includes her dog, Tommy. 1690 01:59:49,653 --> 01:59:51,538 Grandma, that's your grandson's love story then. 1691 01:59:52,173 --> 01:59:53,653 Now you tell me what I am to do. 1692 01:59:54,813 --> 01:59:57,813 My son why must you worry? 1693 01:59:58,220 --> 02:00:01,380 Now that I have arrived, everything will be all right. 1694 02:00:01,573 --> 02:00:06,013 Just show me the girl once. I'll go and talk it over with her, okay? 1695 02:00:06,723 --> 02:00:08,968 - Come, I'll show you. - My son! 1696 02:00:12,691 --> 02:00:14,651 That's Rani, grandma. 1697 02:00:19,253 --> 02:00:21,163 - Where, son? - Over there, grandma. 1698 02:00:21,373 --> 02:00:22,493 She's right there. 1699 02:00:25,573 --> 02:00:27,333 - Yes, yes... - Isn't she beautiful? 1700 02:00:27,532 --> 02:00:28,932 Absolutely beautiful! 1701 02:00:29,916 --> 02:00:31,868 But I can't see a thing! 1702 02:00:34,548 --> 02:00:37,868 You go to the office and get on with your work, my son 1703 02:00:38,053 --> 02:00:40,908 I'll go to her house and talk it over, okay? 1704 02:00:41,002 --> 02:00:44,042 - Okay, grandma. - Bye, son. 1705 02:00:55,836 --> 02:00:58,316 - My child... - I'm here, ma'am. 1706 02:00:59,907 --> 02:01:03,587 - What spell have you cast on Sameer? - What? 1707 02:01:03,923 --> 02:01:06,363 He's madly in love with you! 1708 02:01:06,682 --> 02:01:11,522 You're the only one he talks about, in everything he does. 1709 02:01:11,777 --> 02:01:14,578 What are you talking about? You know the Colonel... 1710 02:01:14,603 --> 02:01:19,320 My child, I know the Colonel is Very angry with Sameer. 1711 02:01:20,936 --> 02:01:24,456 Once you agree to the wedding... 1712 02:01:24,873 --> 02:01:27,473 ...the Colonel will have to get out of your way! 1713 02:01:30,193 --> 02:01:34,473 My child, do not be afraid. If you're in love with Sameer... 1714 02:01:34,714 --> 02:01:36,953 ...not the Colonel and not any power in... 1715 02:01:37,143 --> 02:01:38,903 ...the world can separate you both! 1716 02:01:39,194 --> 02:01:41,953 Sameer? And Rama? 1717 02:01:44,753 --> 02:01:50,353 My grandson will give you the bliss the Colonel never could 1718 02:01:52,679 --> 02:01:57,177 If you're afraid of the Colonel, I'll help the two of you elope! 1719 02:02:04,448 --> 02:02:06,488 Sameer hasn't come yet. I wonder what's up. 1720 02:02:06,591 --> 02:02:08,183 He'll come, grandma. 1721 02:02:09,238 --> 02:02:09,842 Here he is. 1722 02:02:09,867 --> 02:02:11,418 - Sameer. - Grandma... 1723 02:02:12,015 --> 02:02:14,895 - Have you talked it over, grandma? - Oh yes, son. I have. 1724 02:02:14,960 --> 02:02:17,800 - Very good. Has Rani agreed? - Yes, Rani has agreed. 1725 02:02:17,888 --> 02:02:19,808 - Good. - You now need to talk to her mother... 1726 02:02:19,887 --> 02:02:21,247 ...and she'll bring the Colonel around. 1727 02:02:21,311 --> 02:02:23,597 Make an eleven rupee offering. And that'll be it! 1728 02:02:27,246 --> 02:02:30,691 Grandma! That's water! The coffee's in this one here! 1729 02:02:32,015 --> 02:02:34,167 Ever since my glasses have broken... 1730 02:02:34,448 --> 02:02:36,128 ...I can't see a single thing, my son. 1731 02:02:36,208 --> 02:02:39,019 Grandma, how could you have spoken to Rani then? 1732 02:02:39,070 --> 02:02:42,830 One uses his mouth to speak, my son. Not one's eyes. 1733 02:02:43,303 --> 02:02:46,097 - You must've chosen right. - Sure. 1734 02:02:46,310 --> 02:02:48,310 - How many fingers, grandma? - Four. 1735 02:02:49,119 --> 02:02:51,784 - Three... two... - Grandma! 1736 02:02:51,925 --> 02:02:57,690 I'm not totally blind yet, son. I can still see a bit. 1737 02:02:58,159 --> 02:03:01,542 And why must you worry? Go and talk it over with Rani's mother. 1738 02:03:01,806 --> 02:03:02,655 Sameer! 1739 02:03:03,502 --> 02:03:06,102 Let me have your glasses fixed, ma'am. 1740 02:03:06,267 --> 02:03:07,033 Okay. 1741 02:03:07,467 --> 02:03:09,995 In just a little while, we'll reach your in-laws' house. 1742 02:03:10,919 --> 02:03:11,959 And here we are! 1743 02:03:12,861 --> 02:03:15,581 - Praise the Colonel! - What are you doing? 1744 02:03:15,759 --> 02:03:18,037 Holy water from St. Peter's church. 1745 02:03:18,254 --> 02:03:20,774 Go on. Neither is the old man there... 1746 02:03:20,799 --> 02:03:23,119 ...nor is your future wife. 1747 02:03:23,144 --> 02:03:25,495 Go and talk it over with your future mother-in-law! 1748 02:03:26,014 --> 02:03:27,380 - Will she listen to me? - Of course. 1749 02:03:27,439 --> 02:03:29,800 - Just latch the door from inside! - Why? 1750 02:03:29,988 --> 02:03:32,948 Neither will she go out, nor will she send you out. 1751 02:03:33,109 --> 02:03:36,589 Once the matter is settled, unlatch the door. Very simple. 1752 02:03:39,159 --> 02:03:40,639 Go on. I'm right here! 1753 02:03:41,959 --> 02:03:43,719 Here, I lock it. 1754 02:03:45,897 --> 02:03:48,617 Sameer... why are you latching the door? 1755 02:03:49,236 --> 02:03:51,196 So that you don't send me out of the house... 1756 02:03:52,464 --> 02:03:54,108 ...nor leave the house yourself. 1757 02:03:59,685 --> 02:04:01,732 Was this the time for this angel of death to return? 1758 02:04:02,412 --> 02:04:06,736 What you're doing is wrong, Sameer. 1759 02:04:07,363 --> 02:04:09,283 Is falling in love wrong? 1760 02:04:10,565 --> 02:04:11,525 I ask you... 1761 02:04:12,387 --> 02:04:15,027 - ...have you never been in love? - Well, I... 1762 02:04:15,565 --> 02:04:16,839 You have, haven't you? 1763 02:04:18,245 --> 02:04:20,537 So why all the restrictions in my love? 1764 02:04:21,365 --> 02:04:22,925 Now look, Sameer. You... 1765 02:04:23,257 --> 02:04:24,337 Sameer! 1766 02:04:26,211 --> 02:04:27,211 Where's Sameer? 1767 02:04:27,831 --> 02:04:29,740 - He's in there, with your wife. - What? 1768 02:04:29,827 --> 02:04:32,198 You can't go inside till Sameer's work is over. 1769 02:04:32,324 --> 02:04:34,191 Till Sameer's work is done? 1770 02:04:35,147 --> 02:04:38,387 Give me an opportunity. I have so much to give in love! 1771 02:04:38,508 --> 02:04:42,188 I beg you, Sameer. Please go away. 1772 02:04:42,245 --> 02:04:46,525 No. Unless you agree, I can't go away. 1773 02:04:46,748 --> 02:04:49,026 It'll take only two minutes. Let him do it, Colonel! 1774 02:04:50,133 --> 02:04:51,839 I'll see what he's up to! 1775 02:04:52,956 --> 02:04:53,670 Colonel! 1776 02:04:53,922 --> 02:04:57,402 Why're you so scared even after grandma has spoken to you? 1777 02:04:58,510 --> 02:05:00,790 The Colonel used to be a colonel. 1778 02:05:01,316 --> 02:05:02,988 And you are the colonel of this family. 1779 02:05:03,298 --> 02:05:06,441 If you say yes, what can the colonel do about it? 1780 02:05:07,320 --> 02:05:10,073 For God's sake, leave my sari alone! 1781 02:05:10,456 --> 02:05:12,223 Let them get on with it! 1782 02:05:12,303 --> 02:05:14,982 If the youngsters run away, who'll lose face? 1783 02:05:15,035 --> 02:05:17,159 - Who'll get a bad name? - Get lost! 1784 02:05:17,862 --> 02:05:19,253 For God's sake Sameer. 1785 02:05:19,557 --> 02:05:20,677 Your sari's stuck 1786 02:05:22,332 --> 02:05:24,958 Don't worry. I'll have it freed. 1787 02:05:26,479 --> 02:05:27,665 Rama! 1788 02:05:28,519 --> 02:05:29,518 Rama... 1789 02:05:30,031 --> 02:05:30,790 Hello, Colonel! 1790 02:05:49,832 --> 02:05:51,382 Look at the evil man! 1791 02:06:08,908 --> 02:06:09,516 Rani. 1792 02:06:14,699 --> 02:06:15,941 What's on your mind, my child? 1793 02:06:17,709 --> 02:06:21,774 Like you folks think... 1794 02:06:22,443 --> 02:06:23,563 ...Nothing happened. 1795 02:06:23,932 --> 02:06:26,132 Sameer didn't misbehave with me. 1796 02:06:27,368 --> 02:06:29,284 I thought Very hard over it. 1797 02:06:31,178 --> 02:06:32,251 What I feel is... 1798 02:06:33,379 --> 02:06:35,259 ...he had come to talk about you. 1799 02:06:36,983 --> 02:06:39,359 He's madly in love with you. What about you? 1800 02:06:40,482 --> 02:06:42,642 Is it Sameer? Or Sunny? 1801 02:06:43,074 --> 02:06:44,430 I don't understand, Mama. 1802 02:06:45,459 --> 02:06:46,819 Sunny is a nice guy. 1803 02:06:47,698 --> 02:06:48,798 He treats me really well. 1804 02:06:50,267 --> 02:06:53,759 I like Sameer too. But Papa hates him. 1805 02:06:54,419 --> 02:06:56,274 - I'm in a dilemma. - Look, my child... 1806 02:06:57,184 --> 02:06:59,087 ...don't worry about mine and your father's likes. 1807 02:07:00,300 --> 02:07:01,820 Decide for yourself. 1808 02:07:02,978 --> 02:07:05,658 I'm finding it difficult to decide. 1809 02:07:06,665 --> 02:07:10,251 What you got to gauge is, who loves you the most... 1810 02:07:10,909 --> 02:07:12,735 Sameer, or Sunny. 1811 02:07:13,377 --> 02:07:16,497 And if you are still confused, leave it to God. 1812 02:07:18,142 --> 02:07:21,290 "Come along beloved." 1813 02:07:55,827 --> 02:08:04,124 "My red Veil... flutters in the flowing wind." 1814 02:08:04,275 --> 02:08:09,563 "My red Veil... flutters in the flowing wind." 1815 02:08:09,957 --> 02:08:12,735 "And my beloved casts glances at me..." 1816 02:08:12,760 --> 02:08:14,600 "...on the sly" 1817 02:08:14,678 --> 02:08:17,358 "I know he will love me..." 1818 02:08:17,477 --> 02:08:20,237 "...but he'll make my life miserable" 1819 02:08:20,340 --> 02:08:23,020 "I know he will love me..." 1820 02:08:23,109 --> 02:08:26,589 "...but he'll make my life miserable." 1821 02:08:26,730 --> 02:08:28,274 "Red Veil..." 1822 02:08:29,180 --> 02:08:30,970 "Your red Veil..." 1823 02:08:31,212 --> 02:08:34,868 "...flutters in the flowing wind." 1824 02:08:35,180 --> 02:08:40,329 "Your red Veil flutters in the flowing wind." 1825 02:08:40,836 --> 02:08:43,509 "And your beloved casts glances at you..." 1826 02:08:43,618 --> 02:08:45,477 "...on the sly" 1827 02:08:45,579 --> 02:08:51,099 "I'll give you my heart... I'll even die for you" 1828 02:08:51,265 --> 02:08:57,305 "I'll give you my heart... I'll even die for you." 1829 02:09:25,753 --> 02:09:31,296 "For all my efforts to hide my pretty face..." 1830 02:09:31,392 --> 02:09:34,121 "...it hardly took time for the cruel breeze..." 1831 02:09:34,255 --> 02:09:37,548 "...to break my resolve." 1832 02:09:39,164 --> 02:09:45,244 "Your moon-like face has cast a spell all around." 1833 02:09:45,422 --> 02:09:48,204 "The sight of you..." 1834 02:09:48,261 --> 02:09:51,061 "...puts even the moon to shame." 1835 02:09:53,439 --> 02:09:55,790 - "I'm coy. - Goodness me." 1836 02:09:56,207 --> 02:09:58,915 - "I'm apprehensive. - Goodness me." 1837 02:09:59,141 --> 02:10:04,782 "Come into my arms, let not this opportunity go wasted." 1838 02:10:05,150 --> 02:10:07,710 "Your beloved has already seen you..." 1839 02:10:07,935 --> 02:10:09,655 "...on the sly, though" 1840 02:10:09,861 --> 02:10:15,421 "I'll give you my heart... I'll even die for you" 1841 02:10:15,534 --> 02:10:18,214 "I know he will love me..." 1842 02:10:18,350 --> 02:10:22,030 "...but he'll make life miserable for me." 1843 02:10:49,336 --> 02:10:52,759 "This fragrant ambience..." 1844 02:10:52,887 --> 02:10:55,595 "...invites us to make love." 1845 02:10:55,689 --> 02:10:58,391 "My pretty love..." 1846 02:10:58,532 --> 02:11:01,618 "...give in to your beloved." 1847 02:11:03,436 --> 02:11:09,602 "The fragrance of your love... has merged into my breath." 1848 02:11:09,709 --> 02:11:15,309 "Here, my love, I give up everything... I give in to you." 1849 02:11:17,868 --> 02:11:20,532 - "You are desirous... - Goodness me." 1850 02:11:20,608 --> 02:11:23,368 - "You admit. - Goodness me." 1851 02:11:23,456 --> 02:11:29,176 "No stopping me now... I'm unstoppable." 1852 02:11:29,420 --> 02:11:34,060 "My beloved has seen me... on the sly" 1853 02:11:34,157 --> 02:11:36,781 "I know he will love me..." 1854 02:11:37,009 --> 02:11:39,729 "...but he'll make life miserable for me" 1855 02:11:39,816 --> 02:11:45,856 "I'll give you my heart... I'll even die for you." 1856 02:11:46,207 --> 02:11:47,673 "My red Veil..." 1857 02:11:47,960 --> 02:11:51,080 "...flutters in the flowing wind." 1858 02:11:51,170 --> 02:11:53,313 "Your red Veil..." 1859 02:11:53,496 --> 02:11:57,149 "...flutters in the flowing wind." 1860 02:11:57,498 --> 02:11:59,977 "And your beloved casts glances at you..." 1861 02:12:00,262 --> 02:12:02,188 "...on the sly, though" 1862 02:12:02,213 --> 02:12:04,893 "I know he will love me..." 1863 02:12:05,076 --> 02:12:07,816 "...but he'll make my life miserable" 1864 02:12:07,881 --> 02:12:10,601 "I'll give you my heart..." 1865 02:12:10,719 --> 02:12:14,119 "I'll even die for you." 1866 02:12:26,191 --> 02:12:29,501 My son, you came here in quest of peace. 1867 02:12:29,877 --> 02:12:30,957 Where will you go now? 1868 02:12:31,365 --> 02:12:32,325 I'll go to a place... 1869 02:12:32,954 --> 02:12:36,197 ...where there are no people at all. The Andaman-Nicobar islands. 1870 02:12:36,396 --> 02:12:39,516 You'll clash with a guy even if he's the only one around in town. 1871 02:12:39,727 --> 02:12:43,094 Do what you will, but you can't change your destiny. 1872 02:12:43,794 --> 02:12:47,367 I know how much you love Rani, my son. 1873 02:12:48,082 --> 02:12:49,808 Will you leave her also and go away? 1874 02:12:50,052 --> 02:12:51,288 I'm not happy to leave. 1875 02:12:52,317 --> 02:12:54,809 I have to go away. That's how the situation is 1876 02:12:56,554 --> 02:12:58,766 Let's go, grandma. It's time the boat sailed. 1877 02:13:19,706 --> 02:13:21,399 - Look after yourself. - SUNNYl Sameer... 1878 02:13:22,458 --> 02:13:25,798 Well, well! The priest, if not Rani, what say? 1879 02:13:26,701 --> 02:13:28,079 "Wicked Sunny." 1880 02:13:28,381 --> 02:13:30,454 - What's up? - I'm leaving. 1881 02:13:30,546 --> 02:13:33,386 Hey! You can't leave me and go away. 1882 02:13:33,837 --> 02:13:35,726 Not you alone. I'm leaving this world behind. 1883 02:13:35,782 --> 02:13:36,821 Hey! 1884 02:13:37,405 --> 02:13:39,483 You've only seen Rani and me getting together. 1885 02:13:40,052 --> 02:13:41,692 Won't you stay for the wedding? 1886 02:13:42,516 --> 02:13:45,956 Guess who played the biggest role in bringing Rani and me together? 1887 02:13:47,872 --> 02:13:50,899 He kept making mistakes and she kept getting closer to me. 1888 02:13:51,528 --> 02:13:54,055 Oh yes, that's a solid idea you gave me! 1889 02:13:54,447 --> 02:13:56,453 Of publicly proposing to Rani! 1890 02:13:56,711 --> 02:13:59,431 Incidentally, India and Pakistan are playing a cricket match today. 1891 02:13:59,649 --> 02:14:02,367 I've invited her father. Rani will be there too. 1892 02:14:02,707 --> 02:14:05,032 I'm thinking of saying it to her in public! 1893 02:14:05,292 --> 02:14:08,477 Rani, I love you. 1894 02:14:09,217 --> 02:14:12,602 Rani, will you marry me? 1895 02:14:14,405 --> 02:14:16,125 You're lucky... 1896 02:14:17,735 --> 02:14:20,791 ...because I've stopped dreaming about Rani. 1897 02:14:22,016 --> 02:14:22,809 Enjoy yourself. 1898 02:14:30,409 --> 02:14:32,529 Fights, brawls, show of temper... 1899 02:14:32,562 --> 02:14:35,802 ...and proposing to girls are things real men do. 1900 02:14:37,273 --> 02:14:39,353 I'd rather you play the guitar, Sameer. 1901 02:14:40,547 --> 02:14:44,947 Everything is fair and love is war. 1902 02:15:49,205 --> 02:15:50,448 Rascal. 1903 02:16:00,516 --> 02:16:03,516 A very warm welcome for the viewers all over the world. 1904 02:16:03,596 --> 02:16:06,356 It promises to be a glittering extravaganza. 1905 02:16:06,428 --> 02:16:09,119 On the rip roaring occasion, my dear friend. 1906 02:16:09,347 --> 02:16:11,759 Today's match is going to be a terrific affair... 1907 02:16:11,784 --> 02:16:14,242 ...because, for the first time, we've the Indian and Pakistani teams... 1908 02:16:14,267 --> 02:16:17,487 ...playing a friendly match in this stadium in Goa today. 1909 02:16:57,492 --> 02:17:00,892 Ladies and gentlemen, this is what will sweep you off your feet. 1910 02:17:01,203 --> 02:17:05,603 A colossal figure who has left indelible imprints on the sand of time. 1911 02:17:05,781 --> 02:17:09,725 The living legend the one and only Kapil Dev. 1912 02:17:09,750 --> 02:17:12,493 Kapil! Kapil! Kapil! 1913 02:17:12,526 --> 02:17:15,103 Kapil! Kapil! Kapil! 1914 02:17:22,497 --> 02:17:23,731 Paa-ji's here! 1915 02:17:34,366 --> 02:17:35,924 Get out of the way! 1916 02:17:35,949 --> 02:17:37,252 Hey, shut up! 1917 02:17:39,998 --> 02:17:41,132 What a stupid man. 1918 02:17:51,123 --> 02:17:52,757 Where do you think you're going? Get out! 1919 02:17:55,054 --> 02:17:56,054 Hey, boss! 1920 02:17:56,812 --> 02:18:00,601 There's been an intrusion on the field... Goodness gracious me... 1921 02:18:04,650 --> 02:18:08,515 Charging towards that great man... He has broken the security... 1922 02:18:08,651 --> 02:18:10,382 What the hell is happening? 1923 02:18:12,473 --> 02:18:13,854 Who's that in the stadium? 1924 02:18:15,051 --> 02:18:16,037 Sorry, sir! 1925 02:18:18,326 --> 02:18:22,140 - He's grabbed the mike from Pa-ji. - I'll... 1926 02:18:22,539 --> 02:18:23,358 Rani! 1927 02:18:26,569 --> 02:18:30,148 Rani! Where are you? 1928 02:18:30,515 --> 02:18:33,838 He's come here, looking for Rani! 1929 02:18:33,996 --> 02:18:35,906 Rani! 1930 02:18:36,364 --> 02:18:37,203 Who's Rani? 1931 02:18:37,228 --> 02:18:39,538 What's he shouting Rani for? Who's she? 1932 02:18:39,970 --> 02:18:42,530 It has to do with the heart. Keep it up, brave lad! 1933 02:18:42,649 --> 02:18:44,369 Go for her! 1934 02:18:45,083 --> 02:18:46,636 Looks like it has to do with love. 1935 02:18:49,379 --> 02:18:51,579 Rani... listen to me... 1936 02:18:51,906 --> 02:18:54,484 Where're you hiding, sis-in-law? The boss is so upset! 1937 02:18:54,621 --> 02:18:56,796 He'll find her. He sure will. 1938 02:18:56,881 --> 02:18:57,624 Sis-in-law! 1939 02:18:57,857 --> 02:18:59,023 Rani... where are you? 1940 02:19:01,779 --> 02:19:04,892 Sameer! Sameer, I'm here, Sameer! Sameer! 1941 02:19:04,963 --> 02:19:07,960 - "Beloved..." - Sameer. 1942 02:19:14,109 --> 02:19:17,734 You mess with my mike? You fight with me? 1943 02:19:20,017 --> 02:19:24,297 Rani! All I'll say is that you mustn't marry Sunny! 1944 02:19:24,761 --> 02:19:28,132 He's not worthy of you! It's a question of your life! 1945 02:19:28,211 --> 02:19:29,429 Hold it, hold it... 1946 02:19:30,914 --> 02:19:34,304 ...he has something to say. Looks like it has to do with love. 1947 02:19:34,500 --> 02:19:35,304 Here you are. 1948 02:19:38,796 --> 02:19:40,437 Love is the condition of the mind... 1949 02:19:40,513 --> 02:19:44,251 ...and the mind is out of condition, my dear friend. 1950 02:19:44,340 --> 02:19:46,523 Sir, but we have a match to start. 1951 02:19:46,728 --> 02:19:48,728 After the lovers depart. 1952 02:19:50,886 --> 02:19:55,031 Rani, I'm not the sort of guy you think I am. 1953 02:19:56,649 --> 02:20:03,101 Yes, I made the mistake of keeping my temper under control. 1954 02:20:04,601 --> 02:20:07,325 Else, I'd have beaten Sunny black and blue and throw him out of Goa. 1955 02:20:09,846 --> 02:20:11,804 But Sunny's done a wonderful thing today. 1956 02:20:13,239 --> 02:20:14,617 He has stopped me from going away. 1957 02:20:15,545 --> 02:20:16,921 There's something I want to say to you, Rani. 1958 02:20:18,055 --> 02:20:18,711 Rani... 1959 02:20:23,390 --> 02:20:24,363 I love you. 1960 02:20:24,388 --> 02:20:27,108 "Beloved..." 1961 02:20:27,210 --> 02:20:29,145 "Beloved..." 1962 02:20:29,389 --> 02:20:33,789 I have loved you ever since I first set eyes on you. 1963 02:20:34,745 --> 02:20:38,385 Since the day the Colonel started hating me. 1964 02:20:39,384 --> 02:20:40,140 Colonel... 1965 02:20:42,840 --> 02:20:44,195 I've made a lot of mistakes. 1966 02:20:46,562 --> 02:20:47,718 Please forgive me. 1967 02:20:50,959 --> 02:20:53,578 Rani, if you're not in love with me... 1968 02:20:54,508 --> 02:20:54,930 Then... 1969 02:20:56,085 --> 02:20:58,562 "Come along beloved..." 1970 02:20:58,801 --> 02:21:01,195 ...it's cool. I'll go away. 1971 02:21:02,132 --> 02:21:04,121 But I have a feeling that you do. 1972 02:21:06,356 --> 02:21:09,585 That you do love me. 1973 02:21:09,626 --> 02:21:11,413 "Beloved..." 1974 02:21:11,627 --> 02:21:13,186 And thus, I publicly... 1975 02:21:14,292 --> 02:21:15,453 He's Very upset! 1976 02:21:16,240 --> 02:21:21,760 I'm not asking for too much. I only want you to marry me... 1977 02:21:22,186 --> 02:21:24,374 ...so that we can have a family. We can have kids... 1978 02:21:24,985 --> 02:21:30,296 ...who take after you in looks; eyes, nose, lips, cheeks et al. 1979 02:21:32,048 --> 02:21:34,282 I only want them to have my surname... 1980 02:21:34,385 --> 02:21:38,851 ...because my dad had the surname Malhotra. 1981 02:21:39,346 --> 02:21:40,320 But all in short. 1982 02:21:41,639 --> 02:21:42,991 All I want to say to you is... 1983 02:21:43,152 --> 02:21:46,512 "Come along beloved." 1984 02:21:47,444 --> 02:21:51,269 - Ask her, Will you marry me? - I'll marry you, if she doesn't! 1985 02:21:53,602 --> 02:21:54,312 Rani... 1986 02:21:56,240 --> 02:21:57,344 ...will you marry me? 1987 02:21:57,522 --> 02:21:59,023 Louder! 1988 02:22:02,563 --> 02:22:03,859 Will you marry me? 1989 02:22:04,163 --> 02:22:05,265 Can't hear you! 1990 02:22:05,375 --> 02:22:09,507 Louder my friend! Let the whole world hear the sound of love. 1991 02:22:09,676 --> 02:22:14,472 Not only strike when the iron is hot. But make it hot by striking. 1992 02:22:14,542 --> 02:22:19,422 Rani! Will you marry me? 1993 02:22:19,831 --> 02:22:23,355 Will you marry me? 1994 02:22:27,231 --> 02:22:30,431 - Say yes, sister-in-law. - Please say yes! 1995 02:22:31,239 --> 02:22:35,445 Rani, I think he's the right boy for you. 1996 02:22:36,870 --> 02:22:42,397 He at least won't hit me after he's married to you. 1997 02:22:44,081 --> 02:22:46,538 Say yes, girl! Go on! 1998 02:22:46,864 --> 02:22:49,760 That's a spirited boy. He's in love with you! 1999 02:22:49,944 --> 02:22:52,304 He's saying as much in public. So say yes! 2000 02:22:54,799 --> 02:22:59,239 Rani! Rani! Rani! Rani! 2001 02:22:59,304 --> 02:23:02,101 Let the birds fly! 2002 02:23:03,057 --> 02:23:05,023 Say yes, sister-in-law! 2003 02:23:05,818 --> 02:23:07,984 Go on, my child. Go! 2004 02:23:20,434 --> 02:23:23,499 "Beloved..." 2005 02:23:24,211 --> 02:23:25,331 Stupid. 2006 02:23:27,254 --> 02:23:28,976 Our kids will take after you in eyes and smile. 2007 02:23:31,987 --> 02:23:34,052 And I like the surname Malhotra. 2008 02:23:40,396 --> 02:23:43,891 "Beloved..." 2009 02:23:55,215 --> 02:23:56,710 Could I have the mike, please? 2010 02:23:58,101 --> 02:23:59,640 As my mother used to say... 2011 02:24:00,718 --> 02:24:02,624 ...anger is love's worst enemy. 2012 02:24:03,740 --> 02:24:07,554 One who can't control his temper, can't control anything in his lifetime. 2013 02:24:08,403 --> 02:24:11,999 Sameer, my mother says, anger is love's worst enemy. 2014 02:24:12,268 --> 02:24:15,216 One who can't control his temper, can't control anything in his lifetime. 2015 02:24:15,262 --> 02:24:19,102 Not your mother! That's what my friend Arun's mother used to say! 2016 02:24:19,726 --> 02:24:21,419 You remember what your friend used to say. 2017 02:24:22,077 --> 02:24:23,499 But you've forgotten your friend? 2018 02:24:24,255 --> 02:24:27,415 You can't be Arun! You're a scoundrel! 2019 02:24:27,934 --> 02:24:29,617 Arun was a gem of a guy! 2020 02:24:29,830 --> 02:24:33,210 Guess whose house I went to first, on my return from America... 2021 02:24:34,324 --> 02:24:37,515 ...after 19 years? Yours! 2022 02:24:38,602 --> 02:24:39,732 Hey, Sameer! 2023 02:24:40,209 --> 02:24:43,492 - Sameer's not here. Who are you? - It's me! 2024 02:24:43,991 --> 02:24:46,109 Sameer's childhood friend. Arun! 2025 02:24:47,038 --> 02:24:47,838 Arun. 2026 02:24:48,198 --> 02:24:49,880 - Good God! - Yes. 2027 02:24:50,255 --> 02:24:52,531 - Where's my buddy, grandma? - He's away in Goa. 2028 02:24:52,878 --> 02:24:55,561 Is he still as hot-tempered, or has he calmed down? 2029 02:24:55,806 --> 02:24:59,406 His temper has got worse with age, my son. 2030 02:25:00,575 --> 02:25:02,695 Grandma then told me about your problem... 2031 02:25:03,118 --> 02:25:07,175 ...how you had had a heart-break, how you had gone away to Goa... 2032 02:25:07,538 --> 02:25:09,578 ...met Rani there and fallen in love with her... 2033 02:25:10,123 --> 02:25:13,120 ...and how, for her sake, you had suppressed your anger. 2034 02:25:13,299 --> 02:25:15,505 Okay then. I'll go and phone Sameer. 2035 02:25:15,561 --> 02:25:17,841 No, grandma. You won't say a word to him. 2036 02:25:18,421 --> 02:25:22,937 I'm going to treat him not as his friend, but as his adversary. 2037 02:25:27,176 --> 02:25:27,827 Arun. 2038 02:25:30,359 --> 02:25:31,679 That's how I landed in Goa... 2039 02:25:32,287 --> 02:25:35,304 ...to stay with your house, in your room, with you! 2040 02:25:35,903 --> 02:25:39,863 I now know why you did this all the time, buddy boy! 2041 02:25:40,508 --> 02:25:41,117 C'mon! 2042 02:25:49,665 --> 02:25:52,065 - The insolent! - Go topless. 2043 02:25:55,390 --> 02:25:58,372 - Those with iron pajamas... - Have an ape for an Uncle! 2044 02:26:01,404 --> 02:26:04,687 - Whose aunts are cats... - Have dogs for friends! 2045 02:26:07,701 --> 02:26:10,328 - When it comes to the pickle... - They hug, buddy! 2046 02:26:10,586 --> 02:26:12,906 - The insolent! - Go topless. 2047 02:26:13,066 --> 02:26:15,296 - Those with iron pajamas! - Have an ape for an Uncle! 2048 02:26:15,321 --> 02:26:18,061 - Whose aunts are cats... - Have dogs for friends! 2049 02:26:18,321 --> 02:26:21,795 - When it comes to the pickle... - They hug, buddy! 2050 02:26:31,566 --> 02:26:32,638 What happened? 2051 02:26:32,663 --> 02:26:33,508 What happened? 2052 02:26:33,775 --> 02:26:35,093 What's up now? 2053 02:26:35,285 --> 02:26:36,925 All over again! 2054 02:26:37,222 --> 02:26:40,843 - What wrong have I done now? - You're ill-fated, son. 2055 02:26:41,430 --> 02:26:45,093 I'm jinxed! But nothing can go wrong now. 2056 02:26:48,150 --> 02:26:54,430 "The poor chap's been suffering all this while." 2057 02:26:55,284 --> 02:27:01,844 "For your sake, he has remained a bachelor." 2058 02:27:02,826 --> 02:27:09,906 "You shall now become his bride..." 2059 02:27:10,988 --> 02:27:17,428 "Marry him." 2060 02:27:18,440 --> 02:27:24,429 "Marry him." 2061 02:27:25,670 --> 02:27:29,509 "It seemed as if this chap was my tormentor." 2062 02:27:29,569 --> 02:27:33,085 "But he's the one who has shown me the right path." 2063 02:27:33,183 --> 02:27:37,903 "However, you are the one who shall become my bride." 2064 02:27:38,428 --> 02:27:41,748 "You must become his sister-in-law..." 2065 02:27:42,021 --> 02:27:45,101 "You must marry me." 2066 02:27:45,668 --> 02:27:49,108 "You must become his sister-in-law..." 2067 02:27:49,188 --> 02:27:52,388 "...you must marry me." 2068 02:27:55,385 --> 02:27:58,225 "Beloved..." 2069 02:28:01,415 --> 02:28:03,784 "Beloved..." 2070 02:28:14,486 --> 02:28:18,265 "Come along beloved." 2071 02:28:26,950 --> 02:28:29,265 "Beloved..." 2072 02:28:40,947 --> 02:28:43,844 "Beloved..." 2073 02:29:08,587 --> 02:29:10,300 "Wicked Sunny." 2074 02:29:10,721 --> 02:29:12,702 "He's going to steal the princess away." 2075 02:29:50,895 --> 02:29:54,224 "Beloved..."